Milk Proxy Society

Milk Proxy Society
League	The Coffee Cup
Home Location	Milk Substitute
Team Slogan	"Not Milk?"
Team Colors	#ffffff
Emoji	🥛
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Team Page
Captain	Goodwin Morin, Qais Dogwalker

The Milk Proxy Society were a blaseball team that participated in the inaugural Coffee Cup between Season β11 and Season β12. They were captained by Goodwin Morin and Qais Dogwalker.

Official League Records

Members of Milk Proxy Society were chosen because their Coffee Style is Milk Substitute. Dogwalker and Morin were chosen as captains because out of eligible players, they had the highest-rated pitching and batting, respectively. The remaining roster was determined by a combination of being idolized and star rating.

In the first round of the Coffee Cup, Milk Proxy Society swept Royal PoS, winning 3-0. In the second round, they faced off against FWXBC and ultimately lost the series 1-3, finishing the tournament as quarterfinalists.

Milk Proxy Society did not see play following the Coffee Cup and did not migrate to post-Beta Blaseball, meaning the team is now defunct.

Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Goodwin Morin Sexton Wheerer Malik Destiny Stevenson Heat Ruslan Greatness Patty Fox Greer Gwiffin Vito Kravitz Theo King	Qais Dogwalker Wyatt Pothos Eugenia Bickle Marco Stink Penelope Mathews
Shadows
Axel Cardenas Jasmine Washington Malik Romayne Helga Moreno Beasley Gloom Leach Ingram