Halexandrey Walton

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Halexandrey Walton is a player in the Shadows for the Yellowstone Magic, and has been with the team since the Season β19 elections. Walton has played for the LA Unlimited Tacos, Charleston Shoe Thieves, and Tokyo Lift.

Official League Records

Walton joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic on Season β2 after the incineration of Sosa Elftower. Walton was known for their poor batting and strong fielding.

Discipline Era

On Season β5, Day 98, Walton was was exchanged to the Unlimited Tacos due to the only Feedback of the season. Walton was replaced by Wyatt Glover.

During the Season β9 election, Walton received the Siphon modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Blooddrain decree.

Coffee Cup

During the Coffee Cup, Walton played for Inter Xpresso as a lineup player. Walton received the Perk modification after the tournament due to being a member of the winning team.

Expansion Era

On Season β14, Day 117, Walton was attacked by Consumers, resulting in a combined 12.2 -> 9.3 . During the Season β14 elections, Walton Evolved to Base 1 as a result of the Targeted Evolution Blessing.

Walton was recruited to the Charleston Shoe Thieves during the Season β15 elections via the Blood Pact blessing.

Walton was traded to the Tokyo Lift in exchange for Goodwin Morin during the Season β16 elections via the Shoe Thieves' Plunder will.

Walton was traded to the Yellowstone Magic in exchange for Evelton McBlase II during the Season β19 elections via the Magic's Equivalent Exchange will.

On Season β21, Day 86, Walton retreated to the Magic's Shadows in exchange for Bones Piazza at Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified Voicemail. On Season 21, Day 95, Walton rejoined the Magic's lineup in exchange for Bonk Jokes at Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified Voicemail.

During the Season β21 elections, Walton returned to the Magic's Shadows in exchange for Bones Piazza as a result of the Magic's Roster Swap will. Walton also became an Alternate and gained the Negative modification due to the Shadow Alternate Trust blessing.

During the Season β22 elections, Walton lost the Negative modification as a result of the Roster Flip blessing.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

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A Good Girl

Halexandrey Walton is a coyote that wandered into center field through the gap left by the loss of Sosa Elftower, who was incinerated on the 64th day of Season 2. Halexandrey described her recruitment process in an interview given during post-season Party Time.

Halexandrey was not given opposable thumbs when blessed by the blaseball gods, and therefore bats with her mouth. She became an outfielder after complaints that she was biting rival players that reached her base. Because she cannot throw a ball, she just catches it in her mouth and runs it to where it needs to go.

Halexandrey is sometimes known as "Hex", or "Halex".


Halexandrey's fans often chant "Hex 'em, Halex!" when she is up to bat.

When she joined the Yellowstone Magic, Halexandrey tried to get people to cheer "Apex Predator!", but this didn't catch on until she was feedback'd to the Tacos.

Eating The Gods, and other Taco-Related Activities

Exposed to the only Feedback incident of Season 5, Halex was transferred from the Magic to the Unlimited Tacos, in exchange for Tacos player Wyatt Glover.

Though initially perturbed by the change of scenery and the constantly shifting locales of the Los Angeli, Halex quickly grew accustomed to the new group, often seen feasting on the meat held within the city's titular tacos.

Halex seems to be more than comfortable with her new team, in no small part due to her sympathizing with the Taco's recently-discovered mission to EAT THE GODS. Her newfound appetite for godflesh is likely responsible for her fans finally acknowledging her by the name 'Apex Predator'.

Stealing Shoes

At the end of Season 15, Walton found herself recruited by the Charleston Shoe Thieves. Despite not wearing shoes, Walton delighted in helping the Shoe Thieves steal shoes, and made a very good distraction so the heist crews could carry out their activities under lessened scrutiny.

Traveling to Tokyo

Walton was traded to the Tokyo Lift in Season 16 and promptly moved in with Silvaire Semiquaver, who was delighted to have another set of paws around the house. It certainly didn’t hurt that Walton was enthusiastic about helping Semiquaver with any heist-related tendencies that she exhibited. In return, Semiquaver took Walton on plenty of runs along the beach.

Due to the language barrier between her former teams and her new team, Walton was concerned that her “Apex Predator!” cheer would become a thing of the past. Instead Lift fans adopted the cheer as quickly as they adopted Walton herself, and cheered for her in both Japanese and English. She was being deeply appreciative of their support.

Fan Works

Non Visual Works