Halexandrey Walton

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Halexandrey Walton is a player in the Shadows for the Yellowstone Magic, and has been with the team since the Season 19 elections. Walton has played for the LA Unlimited Tacos, Charleston Shoe Thieves, and Tokyo Lift.

Official League Records

Walton joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic on Season 2 after the incineration of Sosa Elftower. Walton was known for their poor batting and strong fielding.

Discipline Era

On Season 5, Day 98, Walton was was exchanged to the Unlimited Tacos due to the only Feedback of the season. Walton was replaced by Wyatt Glover.

During the Season 9 election, Walton received the Siphon modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Blooddrain decree.

Coffee Cup

During the Coffee Cup, Walton played for Inter Xpresso as a lineup player. Walton received the Perk modification after the tournament due to being a member of the winning team.

Expansion Era

On Season 14, Day 117, Walton was attacked by Consumers, resulting in a combined 12.2 -> 9.3 . During the Season 14 elections, Walton Evolved to Base 1 as a result of the Targeted Evolution Blessing.

Walton was recruited to the Charleston Shoe Thieves during the Season 15 elections via the Blood Pact blessing.

Walton was traded to the Tokyo Lift in exchange for Goodwin Morin during the Season 16 elections via the Shoe Thieves' Plunder will.

Walton was traded to the Yellowstone Magic in exchange for Evelton McBlase II during the Season 19 elections via the Magic's Equivalent Exchange will.

On Season 21, Day 86, Walton retreated to the Magic's Shadows in exchange for Bones Piazza at Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified Voicemail. On Season 21, Day 95, Walton rejoined the Magic's lineup in exchange for Bonk Jokes at Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified Voicemail.

During the Season 21 elections, Walton returned to the Magic's Shadows in exchange for Bones Piazza as a result of the Magic's Roster Swap will. Walton also became an Alternate and gained the Negative modification due to the Shadow Alternate Trust blessing.

During the Season 22 elections, Walton lost the Negative modification as a result of the Roster Flip blessing.

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Halexandrey Walton ("Hex" or "Halex") is the name given to any of a wide variety of female canid or canid-like species which have played in the league, filling an otherwise empty slot in the lineup or rotation. The first observed occurrence of this was for the Yellowstone Magic, on Season 2, Day 64 as a replacement for the incineration of Sosa Elftower, when a coyote (Canis latrans) wandered onto the field. Since this time, this slot in the lineup has been filled by a Walton consistently, even though the slot itself has been transferred between teams over time.

Current species which have been observed as Halexandry Walton are listed in the table below. Since the Season 14 elections, the diversity of the species observed has increased, as has how removed they are from being a canid in nature.

Common Name Latin Name Season and Day First Observed
Coyote Canis latrans Season 2 Day 64
Grey / Red / Eastern Wolf Canis Lupus Season 2 Day 98
Domestic Dog (feral) Canis familiaris Season 3 Day 16
Grizzly Bear Ursus arctos Season 3 Day 20
Red Fox Vulpes vulpes Season 3 Day 56
Mexican priarie dog Cynomys mexicanus Season 4 Day 28
Black-tailed Prairie Dog Cynomys ludovicianus Season 6 Day 4
Tanuki[1] Nyctereutes procyonoides Season 11 Day 16
Spiny dogfish[2] Squalus acanthias Season 13 Day 16
Mainland Grizzly Bear Ursus arctos horribilis Season 15 Day 96
Maned Wolf Chrysocyon brachyurus Season 16 Day 32
Bobcat Lynx Rufus Season 17 Day 54

Of these, by far the most common species witnessed is the coyote, including the specific initial coyote which replaced Elftower in season 2. Despite the fact that Walton is readily observed by fans of the sport to be a multitude of different specific animals and species, almost universally any active Blaseball players identifies her exclusively as a "good girl," "pupper," "puppo," or "fluffy-wuffy", seemingly confusing her with some domesticated canid. Players on both Walton's team and on opposing teams treat her as such, petting her, giving her table scraps (Tokyo Lift player Nandy Slumps seems especially prone to doing this). When asked, Blaseball players cannot identify what specific species she is nor can they identify that she is, in fact, a wild animal.

Walton's "change" of species has never been directly observed. While Walton does hang around the team between games, before the next game they always seem to have a moment to slip out of sight, during which they may change species.


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  1. Only observed during Tokyo Lift home games.
  2. Curiously, not only observed in games with maritime settings.