Uncle Plasma III
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History with the Breath Mints
After a few seasons with the Mints, Plasma began mentoring batter Kina Larsen as a junior detective, taking hir under his wing. A quick and eager learner, Larsen soon found far more investigative success than Plasma, having sought out and returned home numerous Elsewhere players, while Plasma has found exactly zero clues over many seasons with the Mints. When asked about Larsen’s talent in comparison to his own, Plasma has only glowed with pride, and is said to always keep an almond joy in the pocket of his trenchcoat for the young gumshoe. In his other pocket, he keeps a delicious fresh orange for himself.
Though a dedicated detective and pitcher, Plasma enjoys frequent vacations, often visiting Fax Machine. Plasma does not seem bothered by the fact that the park has been closed for several years.after making use of The Meadow’s
Plasma, like all Breath Mints, has failed the bar exam.
Excerpts from Plasma’s Notes
see this watch? i got it by Crying. my car? crying. my beautiful partner? Crying. My perfect ruthlessness? Crying. now get the hell out of my fax machine
- Uncle Mode On
- Nephew Mode (when performing poorly)
- All according to Plansma!
- Get Unc’d on!
- get chapel killed
- UNKIE NASTY (following Season 19 infusion)
- Dunkle Plasma / Uncle Faxma (when getting Faxed)