Uncle Plasma/Rumor Registry

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Rumors

Uncle Plasma has 16 Rumors written about so far.

Uncle Plasma/IF-1.815

big bird was obviously just a man in a suit. but the other ones were too small to contain men. so what the heck[1]

Uncle Plasma/IF-1.816

the human mind... perhaps the most powerful weapon. second only to the "GUN"[2]

Uncle Plasma/IF-12.17

gaming is much like CHess....[3]

Uncle Plasma/IF-5.111

should i learn Letters first? or choose the path of Numbers? a queston every baby must ask it self[4]

Uncle Plasma/IF-5.697

Do you know what happens when you slice a glolf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way.[5]

Uncle Plasma/IF-5.855

just found out about Object Permanence... why didnt any one tell me about this crap[6]

Uncle Plasma/IF-53.138

to me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other[7]

Uncle Plasma/IF-53.615

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Breath Mints Pitching $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my offense is dying[8]

Uncle Plasma/IF-53.633

if trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? probably, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason[9]

Uncle Plasma/IF-54.231

im afraid i must say that i do not find the mysteries featured on "scooby-doo" challenging enough .[10]

Uncle Plasma/IF-54.355

The existence of Fish Summer implies a Fish Winter

Uncle Plasma/IF-54.358

what is it about buttermilk that make you drive real good?

Uncle Plasma/IF-54.675

see this watch? i got it by Crying. my car? crying. my beautiful partner? Crying. My perfect ruthlessness? Crying. now get the hell out of my fax machine[11]

Uncle Plasma/IF-80.885

Rod signed me up for something called tiktok and I’ve gotten so many diy tips

Uncle Plasma/IF-80.886

get chapel killed


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