Uncle Plasma/IF-5.697

Rumor / Community Lore
This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Rumors that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Rumors about Uncle Plasma at their Rumor Registry.

Do you know what happens when you slice a glolf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way.