Uncle Plasma/IF-54.675

Rumor / Community Lore
This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Rumors that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Rumors about Uncle Plasma at their Rumor Registry.

see this watch? i got it by Crying. my car? crying. my beautiful partner? Crying. My perfect ruthlessness? Crying. now get the hell out of my fax machine