Kina Larsen

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Kina Larsen was a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and was with the team from Season β1 until Fall Ball.

Official League Records

Larsen joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Kansas City Breath Mints with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season β14 elections, Larsen joined the Kansas City Breath Mints' lineup in exchange for Grey Alvarado as a result of the Breath Mints' Foreshadow will.

On Season β17, Day 16, Larsen's thwackability was siphoned by Philly Pies pitcher Tiana Takahashi in a game with Blooddrain weather.

During the Season β19 Earlsiesta Larsen was given the Seeker modification as part of the seasonal reading.

On Season β21, Day 17, Larsen's defensive ability was siphoned by Dallas Steaks pitcher Leach Herman in a game with Blooddrain weather.

On Season β21, Day 84, Larsen retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows in exchange for Leach Ingram at the Kansas City FreshDome via the Ratified Voicemail. On Day 95, Larsen joined the Breath Mints' pitching rotation in exchange for Lucas Petty via the Kansas City FreshDome's Fax Machine.

On Season β21, Day 105, Larsen retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows in exchange for Lucas Petty as a result of the Kansas City FreshDome's Fax Machine.

Over the course of Season β23, Larsen entered and exited the Breath Mints' Shadows three times as a result of Kansas City FreshDome Fax Machine and Voicemail events, ending the Season on the lineup.

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Kina Larsen is noted for hir deepseated love for Almond Joys. An Almond Joy is a candy bar manufactured by Hershey's, consisting of whole almonds and sweetened, shredded coconut covered in milk chocolate. The company also produces Mounds, a similar confection that omits the almonds and is coated in dark chocolate. This is irrelevant, as Kina does not like Mounds, shi likes Almond Joys.

Kina Larsen loves Almond Joys. At any one time, Kina Larsen is always either opening an Almond Joy, eating an Almond Joy, or throwing away an Almond Joy wrapper in order to free up hir hands to get a new Almond Joy. None of the Breath Mints have ever heard Kina speak without having at least one Almond Joy in hir mouth. In fact, Kina hirself often has trouble understanding other people if they, too, are not trying to speak through several layers of milk chocolate, coconut, and almonds.

Kina's steady contributions have single-handedly kept the Almond Joy factory in business in downtown Kansas City, and the company is currently considering moving headquarters next to The Meadow to reduce Kina's commute to them.

Chants

  • Eyyyyyyy
  • I Kina like Kina!
  • Hit the buckets Kina!
  • Larseny! (when stealing)

Fan Works

Gallery

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