Kansas City FreshDome
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During Season 14 Latesiesta, the Big Buckets and PsychoAcoustics renovations were built. The construction of the PsychoAcoustics renovation resulted in the addition of Wyatt Mason XIII to the Breath Mints rotation, as part of the Second Wyatt Masoning.
During the Season β14 elections, The Meadow received the Crime Scene modifier, placing The Meadow under Investigation. On Season β15, Day 52, Uncle Plasma entered the Breath Mints' Shadows to Investigate the Crime Scene at The Meadow, but did not find anything. The Crime Scene modification was removed from The Meadow at the end of the game.
During Season 16 Latesiesta, the Solar Eclipse + and Elongation - renovations were built, causing The Meadow to become 7% less Elongated.
During Season 20 Latesiesta, the Light Switch, Viscosity +, and Tunnels renovations were built, causing The Meadow to become 8% more Viscous. Tunnels was ratified and removed from the stadium modifications. The Light Switch was turned OFF.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History of the FreshDome
The Kansas City FreshDome was the original ballpark of the Kansas City Breath Mints. With its retractable candy-striped roof and state-of-the-art air-mintening systems, the FreshDome was a technological marvel, built at a terrible cost to the people of Kansas City.
During Season β1 of Internet League Blaseball, the Dome attained sentience and began a passionate love affair with Boyfriend Monreal. When the star hitter sensed it was time for the Dome to move on and find itself, Monreal firmly but respectfully called it off. Their relationship soured and the team decided to move to an open meadow on the outskirts of town.
After clearing its head in the off-season, the Dome now has a great relationship with all of the Breath Mints, including the now-retired Monreal. However, it has no interest in returning to ball duty, preferring instead to focus on its poetry.
Nicknamed “The Meadow”, the current home ballpark of the Kansas City Breath Mints is an open meadow on the outskirts of town. When asked for the name of the ballpark during the Expansion Era, Breath Mints General Manager Max Betmint offered the name of the Kansas City FreshDome, for “Tax Purposes”. It is unclear what benefits exactly Betmint has gained from this, and so far seems only to have deeply confused Breath Mints fans.
Having no marked boundaries, determining home runs and foul balls in the open meadow is more of an exercise in divination than science. More than one splorts-fan has attempted to stretch the home field advantage by changing plot lines at the county recording office, so most games require at least one surveyor to be present.
The air in the open meadow on the outskirts of town is known for its rejuvenating properties. When Winnie Hess first filled her lungs with its minty exurban freshness after relocating from Baltimore, she immediately gained two-and-a-half stars of pitching ability.
After suffering two player incinerations in Season β4, fans placed a velvet victorian fainting couch between second and third base, should any player or splorts-fan need to fling themselves upon it out of grief. Following the incineration of Boyfriend Monreal in Season β7, newcomer Pudge Nakamoto moved the couch into their home, located along the 4th base line, and offered the heartbroken a place to grieve in good company. Accounts of what has become of Nakamoto's house since their departure from Kansas City vary.
When asked about the status of his ballpark as a Crime Scene, Betmint has insisted that "THE ONLY CRIME IN KANSAS CITY IS 14 SEASONS AND NO CHAMPIONSHIP RING OR SWORD OR WHATEVER THEY HAND OUT".
- Thanks to the long-term effects of the meadow, all Kansas City Breath Mint fans carry a small pocket of freshness within their lungs. Mints fans traveling to away games routinely step outside, taste the air and exclaim “Ahhhhh, Kansas City!” regardless of where they stop. Following this pre-game ritual, the exhalations of Mints fans spread a little bit of minty freshness wherever they go, slowly converting the rest of the world’s viable oxygen into Kansas City air. This is probably fine.
Never one to pass up a profit, General Manager Max Betmint had a gift shop constructed next to the open meadow, and then had a moat dug around the meadow to force people to pass through it on the way to the game. Breath Mints fans regularly “upgrade” their pendants by purchasing and wearing more of them. Several fans have collapsed from their team spirit, their dying words being “MORE… WEIGHT…”
Among the many unique gifts and pendants sold at the store are:
- Whit Steakknife Memorial Steakknife Set. It's only 19.99!
- Oscar Vaughan teeth on a chain of dental floss. It is unclear where the teeth came from, but all of the employees assure they are fresh.
- Marquez Clark Number 6 Placards. A well-meaning employee has attempted to convert this from the British imperial system to metric, crossing out the 6 and writing 19.7.
- Mooney Doctor II's moon rocks. Now a limited edition item since the destruction of the moon, the mark up price is astronomical but dedicated fans say that it's nothing compared to how Twooney must've felt when escaping the black hole.
- Shoe Thieves Deterrent. It looks suspiciously like a brick.
- A section of Stands was converted into a memorial fan zone for Whit Steakknife it is known as the Knife Block. The Block features individual slots for fans to watch the game while suspended upside-down as the slots conform and contour to each fan's individual body size. A monitor within the slot allows the fan to watch the action live and microphones from within project fans' cheers out to the field. The project was completed after the Season β5 regular season finished. The Breath Mint's front office states that the section is already completely sold out for all Season β6 home games. A few lucky fans were able to experience the Knife Block at its dedication ceremony. Speaking to the press about the experience one fan said, "Should I have this much blood in my brain?"
- Past the outfield, the Boyfriend Monreal Memorial Butterfly Gardens was constructed in their favorite batting practice spot, as Boyfriend usually had many butterfly friends following them around on their many walks through the meadow. Teammate Lenny Spruce began planting the garden after the end of Season β7, and was often found tending to the plants and making friends with the butterflies.
- It is currently unknown what kind of memorial(s) will be/are planned for Eduardo Ingram. When asked for comment on the matter General Manager Max Betmint stated: "Do you know how hard it is to ethically source four-hundred-thousand tons of feathers?" and declined to comment further on the matter.
- In Season 14, Breath Mints fans collectively donated to build the PsychoAcoustics and Big Buckets renovations, which were later made into player memorials after the disappearance of Wyatt Mason XIII due to static, and Helga Washington who disappeared Elsewhere and was presumed dead. The former was dubbed The Wyatt "Death "Thirteen" Mason" Mason Memorial PsychoAcoustic Sound System, which has only been approved to play Wyatt Mason XIII's posthumous playlist release. The latter is now called The Helga Washington Memorial Big Bucket of Fish, named after Helga Washington's love of buckets of fish.
It is strongly recommended that visitors avoid the parking lot.
Beyond the Meadow
Beyond the outskirts of the meadow, a large steakknife stands proudly in the earth. The blade has an inscription that reads "Brevity is the soul of Whit". It is rumored whoever pulls this hallowed blade from the ground shall be King born of Kansas City. Past this, there is a goblin cave to the North; The area is considered appropriate for four adventurers between levels 1 and 3.
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