Tamara Crankit

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Tamara Crankit was a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands and was with the team from Season β1 until being incinerated on Season β18, Day 3. Crankit was known for attempting to steal third base.

Official League Records

Crankit joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β7, Day 37, Crankit swallowed a peanut and experienced an allergic reaction, bringing Crankit's batting from 2 -> 0.5 , pitching and defense from 3 -> 1.5 , and baserunning from 2.5 -> 1.5 .

During the Coffee Cup, Crankit played for Macchiato City as a pitcher.

During the Season β12 elections, Crankit received a combined stat change of 6.9 -> 11.9 as a result of the Jazz Hands' Infuse will.

On Season β18, Day 3, Crankit was incinerated and replaced by Zippy DeShields.

Season-By-Season Statistics

(Regular Season Only)

Season Hits Doubles Home Runs Runs Batted In Batting Average Caught Stealing Notes
Season 2 97 1 28 0.365 Records only cover 62 games. 3rd in league in total hits, 5th in times caught stealing, 9th in on-base percentage, and 4th in batting average.
Season 3 121 12 3 38 0.292 26 2nd in league for doubles hit, 3rd in times caught stealing, 9th in stolen bases.
Season 4 111 17 5 29 0.280 3
Season 5 118 24 3 38 0.287 4 Led league in doubles hit.
Season 6 112 18 14 74 0.272 4 2nd in league for sacrifice bunts, 6th in runs batted in, tied for 7th in doubles hit.
Season 7 124 18 8 43 0.296 13 Led league in times caught stealing, 9th in total hits, 9th in doubles hit.
Season 8 110 14 3 29 0.276 0
Season 9 109 15 4 31 0.267 6
Season 10 106 16 8 29 0.273 5
Season 11 103 13 7 31 0.267 2
Season 12 101 22 11 39 0.234 2
Season 13 124 27 17 45.40 0.317 2
Season 14 105 19 18 42 0.244 4
Season 15 110 23 12 33 0.269 7
Season 16 99 26 19 47 0.280 4
Season 17 99 30 11 33 0.273 4
Season 18 4 1 1 1 0.000 0 Partial record, as Crankit was incinerated on Day 3 of the regular season.
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History

Crankit is the second youngest player on the Jazz Hands, second only to Baby Doyle, who is of course a literal baby.

No one knows where the music comes from, as it never sounds like it is coming from the speakers, but whenever Crankit is up to blatt zir signature saxophone solo can be heard, accompanied by the mellow tones of an upright bass. When asked about the meaning behind this strange music, Crankit simply replied with " █████████."

Crankit's love of stealing third base is well known to fans of the Hands, and is not limited to Blaseball games. In a "Meet the Players" interview, held at the player's home at the start of the season, sharp eyed viewers noticed that Crankit's home seemed to be constructed completely out of third bases. Reports of local fields in the Breckenridge area missing third bases have as of yet not been corroborated.

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