Tamara Crankit

Tamara Crankit
Crankit as of Season 3, by TedFallenger
Basic Information
Former Team(s)	Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(3.5)
Pitching	(4.3)
Defense	(3.2)
Running	(3.4)
Items	Frosty Concrete Bat ●●●●●
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–May 10, 2021
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Shivering
Coffee Style	Macchiato
Blood Type	H₂O
Fate	3
Biographical Details
Pronouns	She/Her, Ze/Zir
Other Background Information
Instrument	Tenor Saxophone

Tamara Crankit was a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands and was with the team from Season β1 until being incinerated on Season β18, Day 3. Crankit was known for attempting to steal third base.

Official League Records

Crankit joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β7, Day 37, Crankit swallowed a peanut and experienced an allergic reaction, bringing Crankit's batting from 2 → 0.5 , pitching and defense from 3 → 1.5 , and baserunning from 2.5 → 1.5 .

During the Coffee Cup, Crankit played for Macchiato City as a pitcher.

During the Season β12 elections, Crankit received a combined stat change of 6.9 → 11.9 as a result of the Jazz Hands' Infuse will.

On Season β18, Day 3, Crankit was incinerated and replaced by Zippy DeShields.

Season-By-Season Statistics

(Regular Season Only)

Season	Hits	Doubles	Home Runs	Runs Batted In	Batting Average	Caught Stealing	Notes
Season 2	97		1	28	0.365		Records only cover 62 games. 3rd in league in total hits, 5th in times caught stealing, 9th in on-base percentage, and 4th in batting average.
Season 3	121	12	3	38	0.292	26	2nd in league for doubles hit, 3rd in times caught stealing, 9th in stolen bases.
Season 4	111	17	5	29	0.280	3
Season 5	118	24	3	38	0.287	4	Led league in doubles hit.
Season 6	112	18	14	74	0.272	4	2nd in league for sacrifice bunts, 6th in runs batted in, tied for 7th in doubles hit.
Season 7	124	18	8	43	0.296	13	Led league in times caught stealing, 9th in total hits, 9th in doubles hit.
Season 8	110	14	3	29	0.276	0
Season 9	109	15	4	31	0.267	6
Season 10	106	16	8	29	0.273	5
Season 11	103	13	7	31	0.267	2
Season 12	101	22	11	39	0.234	2
Season 13	124	27	17	45.40	0.317	2
Season 14	105	19	18	42	0.244	4
Season 15	110	23	12	33	0.269	7
Season 16	99	26	19	47	0.280	4
Season 17	99	30	11	33	0.273	4
Season 18	4	1	1	1	0.000	0	Partial record, as Crankit was incinerated on Day 3 of the regular season.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Crankit is the second youngest player on the Jazz Hands, second only to Baby Doyle, who is of course a literal baby.

No one knows where the music comes from, as it never sounds like it is coming from the speakers, but whenever Crankit is up to blatt zir signature saxophone solo can be heard, accompanied by the mellow tones of an upright bass. When asked about the meaning behind this strange music, Crankit simply replied with " █████████."

Crankit's love of stealing third base is well known to fans of the Hands, and is not limited to Blaseball games. In a "Meet the Players" interview, held at the player's home at the start of the season, sharp eyed viewers noticed that Crankit's home seemed to be constructed completely out of third bases. Reports of local fields in the Breckenridge area missing third bases have as of yet not been corroborated.

Fan Works

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  Season 3 card, by TedFallenger

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  Season 6 Crankit, by @tamara_crankit

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  Tamara Crankit on the Jazz Hands, by @VoxiSour

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  Tamara Crankit with Bauer Zimmerman, by @_iznj

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