Tamara Crankit was a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands and was with the team from Season β1 until being incinerated on Season β18, Day 3. Crankit was known for attempting to steal third base.
Official League Records
On Season β7, Day 37, Crankit swallowed a peanut and experienced an allergic reaction, bringing Crankit's batting from 2 -> 0.5 , pitching and defense from 3 -> 1.5 , and baserunning from 2.5 -> 1.5 .
(Regular Season Only)
|Season||Hits||Doubles||Home Runs||Runs Batted In||Batting Average||Caught Stealing||Notes|
|Season 2||97||1||28||0.365||Records only cover 62 games. 3rd in league in total hits, 5th in times caught stealing, 9th in on-base percentage, and 4th in batting average.|
|Season 3||121||12||3||38||0.292||26||2nd in league for doubles hit, 3rd in times caught stealing, 9th in stolen bases.|
|Season 5||118||24||3||38||0.287||4||Led league in doubles hit.|
|Season 6||112||18||14||74||0.272||4||2nd in league for sacrifice bunts, 6th in runs batted in, tied for 7th in doubles hit.|
|Season 7||124||18||8||43||0.296||13||Led league in times caught stealing, 9th in total hits, 9th in doubles hit.|
|Season 18||4||1||1||1||0.000||0||Partial record, as Crankit was incinerated on Day 3 of the regular season.|
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Crankit is the second youngest player on the Jazz Hands, second only to Baby Doyle, who is of course a literal baby.
No one knows where the music comes from, as it never sounds like it is coming from the speakers, but whenever Crankit is up to blatt zir signature saxophone solo can be heard, accompanied by the mellow tones of an upright bass. When asked about the meaning behind this strange music, Crankit simply replied with " █████████."
Crankit's love of stealing third base is well known to fans of the Hands, and is not limited to Blaseball games. In a "Meet the Players" interview, held at the player's home at the start of the season, sharp eyed viewers noticed that Crankit's home seemed to be constructed completely out of third bases. Reports of local fields in the Breckenridge area missing third bases have as of yet not been corroborated.
Season 6 Crankit, by @tamara_crankit
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Tamara Crankit on the Jazz Hands, by @VoxiSour
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