Broken Ridge Jazz Hands/Beta/Season 19

👐 Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Season 19
Dates	May 17, 2021-May 23, 2021
← Previous	Season 18
Next →	Season 20
Results
Overall Record	58–41
Wins	-55
Partytime	Day 94
Divine Favor	4
Division	4th in Wild High
League	8th in Wild League
ILB Placement	17th overall
Total Steals	429
Community Chest Loot	Day Player Item Received 23 Liquid Friend + Cryogenic Noise-Cancelling Sunglasses 81 Walton Sports + Head Cap
Prize Match Loot	Day Player Item Received 50 Zippy DeShields + Hearty Noise-Cancelling Cap 85 Steph Weeks + Mesh Bat
Renovations	Peanut MisterA Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy. Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players.  PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.  Grind RailThe Grind Rail allows a chance to steal directly from first base to third base, as long as they have the skills.  LCD SoundsystemThe LCD Soundsystem will boost both Players involved in a Feedback swap by 5%.  SweetenerSweetener makes Beanings & Free Refills more likely in Coffee & Coffee Two weathers, and lowers the chance of losing Triple Threat.  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.  BirdhousesBirdhouses invite Birds to come live in your Ballpark. Every time a foul ball is hit in a ballpark with Birdhouses, a bird will be added to the ballpark, reducing its eDensity. Sun 2 ↑ Coffee ↑ Coffee 3s ↑
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.  All You Can EatFans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.  Community ChestAnytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.  FairgroundsAll games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.  RatificationRenovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.  Hotel MotelThe Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score.  TurntablesBallpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin. League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.  Hype TrainShaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β19 EL -Logan Rodriguez +Wyatt Pothos ✨ Will(👐) Equivalent Exchange β19 EL +Jasper Blather 🕵️ Roamed
Earlsiesta
Tarot Results	TURN OVER XVI 👐 The Tower XV 🐅 The Devil XVII 🚤 The Star TURN OVER, Riley Firewall +  UndertakerThis Player will dive in to Develop a Negative when a teammate goes Elsewhere.
Latesiesta
Renovations	+  Birdhouses + Sun 2 +
Gift Shop	Soundproof, Team Edition +  SoundproofPlayer: This Player cannot be caught in Feedback's reality flickers. Team: Players on this Team cannot be caught in Feedback's reality flickers. See also: Glossary Gravity, Team Edition +  GravityPlayer: This Player cannot be affected by Reverb. Team: This Team cannot be affected by Reverb. See also: Glossary
Tidings
sorry again here you go jazz hands +  Free GiftThis Team will receive an Extra Gift from the next Gift Shop.
Wills
Shadow Infuse The Jazz Hands vote to infuse Edric Tosser's Batting ability. Edric Tosser's Batting is Infused. Batting 2.0 → 3.2 Equivalent Exchange 👐 - Logan Rodriguez + Wyatt Pothos ✨ - Wyatt Pothos + Logan Rodriguez
Blessings
Running Practice The Jazz Hands' had their Lineup's Baserunning adjusted by 1 to 4% The Jazz Hands were boosted. Baserunning 3.3 → 3.4 Walton Sports' Baserunning was boosted. Baserunning 4.0 → 4.2 Collins Melon's Baserunning was boosted. Baserunning 6.6 → 6.6 Baby Doyle's Baserunning was boosted. Baserunning 3.5 → 3.6 Lancelot Kane's Baserunning was boosted. Baserunning 2.2 → 2.3 Kathy Mathews' Baserunning was boosted. Baserunning 3.2 → 3.4 Zippy DeShields' Baserunning was boosted. Baserunning 2.4 → 2.5 Dervin Gorczyca's Baserunning was boosted. Baserunning 3.7 → 3.8 Steph Weeks' Baserunning was boosted. Baserunning 4.1 → 4.2 Liquid Friend's Baserunning was boosted. Baserunning 5.1 → 5.2 Mikan Hammer's Baserunning was boosted. Baserunning 3.7 → 3.8 Feast or Famine Collins Melon's Indulgence was improved by 23% Indulgence 7.6 → 8.7
Post-election
Arriving roamers	Jasper Blather

Season β19 would be a successful one for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands had it been a normal season. With a 58-41 record, unstoppable home field advantage due to  Hype Train, and a lineup newly sorted by basethirst, the Jazz Hands were performing well considering the roster changes from the season prior. However, due to  Turntables, the Jazz Hands would come out of the season with -55 Wins and would enter Party Time on Day 94. In the election, the Jazz Hands would take Wyatt Pothos back from the Yellowstone Magic, reversing the trade from Season β18.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Walton Sports Collins Melon Baby Doyle Lancelot Kane Kathy Mathews Zippy DeShields Dervin Gorczyca Steph Weeks Liquid Friend Mikan Hammer	Logan Rodriguez Riley Firewall Lowe Forbes August Sky
Shadows
Boyfriend Berger Brewer Vapor Hernando Winter Yams Rolsenthal Elijah Valenzuela Edric Tosser Marco Winner Stephens Lightner Campos Arias Russo Slugger Donia Dollie Margarito Bishop Spears Rogers Cote Rodgers

Season Events

Tarot Reading

TURN OVER

• XVI

  👐

  The Tower
  XV

  🐅

  The Devil
  XVII

  🚤

  The Star
• TURN OVER, Riley Firewall
  • +  Undertaker

Renovations

• Birdhouses - 3,270,787 Coins Spent
  • The Jazz Hands built a bunch of new Birdhouses in The Pocket.
  • The Pocket gained the Birdhouses modification.
    • +  Birdhouses
• Sun 2 + - 1,894,781 Coins Spent
  • The Pocket will now have more Sun 2.

Gift Shop

• Jazz Hands received 2 Gifts! - 10,913,460 coins contributed
  • Soundproof, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Jazz Hands are safe from feedback for the rest of the season!
      • +  Soundproof
  • Gravity, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Jazz Hands are safe from reverberations for the rest of the season!
      • +  Gravity

Roster Changes

The Breckenridge Jazz Hands experienced no changes to their roster over the course of the season or postseason.

Election Outcomes

Tidings

• sorry again
  • here you go jazz hands
    • +  Free Gift

Wills

• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Jazz Hands vote to infuse Edric Tosser's Batting ability.
  • Edric Tosser's Batting is Infused.
    • Batting 2.0 → 3.2
  • Shadow Infuse - 21% of all Jazz Hands Will Votes
    This Filing - 44% of Jazz Hands Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 9% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Jazz Hands vote to swap Wyatt Pothos and Logan Rodriguez.
  • The Magic and Jazz Hands made a trade.
    • ✨ - Wyatt Pothos + Logan Rodriguez
    • 👐 - Logan Rodriguez + Wyatt Pothos
  • Equivalent Exchange - 54% of all Jazz Hands Will Votes
    This Filing - 89% of Jazz Hands Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 49% chance of happening.

Blessings

• 
  Running Practice blessed the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
  • The Jazz Hands' had their Lineup's Baserunning adjusted by 1 to 4%.
  • The Jazz Hands were boosted.
    • Baserunning 3.3 → 3.4
  • Walton Sports' baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 4.0 → 4.2
  • Collins Melon's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 6.6 → 6.6
  • Baby Doyle's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 3.5 → 3.6
  • Lancelot Kane's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 2.2 → 2.3
  • Kathy Mathews' baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 3.2 → 3.4
  • Zippy DeShields' baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 2.4 → 2.5
  • Dervin Gorczyca's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 3.7 → 3.8
  • Steph Weeks's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 4.1 → 4.2
  • Liquid Friend's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 5.1 → 5.2
  • Mikan Hammer's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 3.7 → 3.8
  • The Jazz Hands had 47% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    1,813,651 votes were cast.
• 
  Feast or Famine blessed the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
  • Collins Melon's Indulgence was improved by 23%.
    • Indulgence 7.6 → 8.7
  • The Jazz Hands had 21% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Magic with 36%
    344,799 votes were cast.

Post Election

• Jasper Blather roamed to a new team.
  • 🕵️ - Jasper Blather, Lineup
  • 👐 + Jasper Blather, Lineup

Season Overview

During Season 19, the Breckenridge Jazz Hands were 4th in Wild High, 8th in Wild League, and 17th overall with -55 wins and a 58-41 record. The Jazz Hands entered Party Time on Day 94. The Jazz Hands' negative Wins were caused by the Ratified  Turntables. The Jazz Hands would receive the Roamin' player Jasper Blather after the season.

During the election, the Jazz Hands traded Logan Rodriguez back to the Yellowstone Magic in exchange for Wyatt Pothos and infused Edric Tosser's batting. The Jazz Hands would win two blessings and, as a result, increase the team's baserunning and the indulgence of Collins Melon.