Wyatt Mason II

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Wyatt Mason II was a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, and was with the team from the Second Wyatt Masoning until being echoed into Static on Season β14, Day 78.

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Mason II joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands in Season β14 as part of the Second Wyatt Masoning.

Wyatt Mason II and Wyatt Mason V echoed each other into Static when meeting on Day 78 of the same season.

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Upon the construction of The Pocket's PsychoAcoustics, the air buzzed with electricity and a teenager in a racing fire suit emerged onto the field in a heap of static. This teenager turned out to be Wyatt Mason II. When asked where e came from, Mason II responded that ze was a Jazz Hands player. Upon seeing the confusion of hys new teammates, Mason II said "Well it must be a different Jazz Hands. Mine races cars." It was later found that a sports car with II emblazoned on the side had manifested in the player parking area.

Mason II spent the next few days getting to know both cer teammates and this universe where the Jazz Hands were actors and musicians, not race car drivers. Mason II did take to music as most Jazz Hands did, claiming to know many instruments, although star left the new player jam session with only a double-neck electric guitar. Teammate Wyatt Pothos warmed up slowly to Mason II, coming to grips with the fact that Mason II both was and wasn't the Wyatt Mason she had known. Mason II also hung out briefly with Tamara Crankit, who encouraged him when ze caught Mason II doing donuts in the parking lot. When she wasn't getting to know their new team, Mason II could be found wandering around The Pocket, echoing aspects of non-players, such as the pit cats living in the Pit.

On Day 76 of Season β14, Mason II met one of the other Masons, Wyatt Mason V, for the first time. The buzzing of the Feedback current in the air made Mason II uncomfortable, its very being seeming to vibrate, but when nothing happened xeh put this out of their mind. After the game, Mason II and Mason V hung out and played games such as Wii Splorts and Gluitar Hero until their teammates made them stop because it was getting late.

By the time Feedback rolled back around on Day 78, Mason II and Mason V were no longer as confident as they had been at their prior Feedback game. The previous day, Wyatt Mason IX and Wyatt Mason XI had ruptured into Static upon meeting each other under Feedback. Mason II stepped up to the plate that day and was consumed by Static.

A sports car still sits in the player parking area. Occasionally a Jazz Hands player washes it or drives it around to keep it in shape, hoping that Mason II will come back for it some day.

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