Conrad Vaughan

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Conrad Vaughan is a lineup player for the New York Millennials and has been with the team since the Season β16 elections. Vaughan has previously played for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.

Official League Records

Vaughan joined the ILB as a lineup player for the New York Millennials with the Return of Blaseball.

Vaughan was originally rated at , but during the Season β2 elections was affected by the Soul Swap blessing and became a player.

On Season β6, Day 22, Vaughan was exchanged to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands due to Feedback. Vaughan was replaced by Valentine Games.

On Season β13, Day 64, Vaughan became a pitcher due to Reverb.

Vaughan was traded to the New York Millennials in exchange for Mikan Hammer during the Season β16 elections via the Millennials' Equivalent Exchange will.

On Season β18, Day 58, Vaughan retreated to the Millennials' Shadows in exchange for Castillo Turner as a result of New York, New York Arena, Arena's Fax Machine.

On Season β19, Day 31, Vaughan rejoined the Millennials' pitching rotation in exchange for Theodore Cervantes as a result of New York, New York Arena, Arena's Fax Machine.

On Season β21, Day 13, Vaughan retreated to the Millennials' Shadows in exchange for Theodore Cervantes as a result of New York, New York Arena, Arena's Fax Machine. On Day 77, Vaughan returned to the Millennials' pitching rotation in exchange for Patty Fox again via the Fax Machine.

On Season β21, Day 82, Vaughan retreated to the Millennials' Shadows in exchange for Anathema Elemefayo via New York, New York Arena, Arena's Fax Machine.

On Season β21, Day 82, Vaughan joined the Millennials' lineup in exchange for Sandie Turner at the New York, New York Arena, Arena via the Ratified Voicemail.

On Season β22, Day 113, Vaughan was swept  Elsewhere... and gained the Negative modification as a result of Thomas Dracaena's Undertaker modification. During the Season β22 elections, Vaughan lost the Negative modification as a result of the Lineup Flip blessing.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Personal Life

Vaughan is an Adult Dilsney Fan, and is reported to have said that their favorite Dilsney ride is the Haunted Mansion because "Scrap Murphy lives there now."

As fae has blood type "Love", Vaughan frequently donates to local Blood Blanks in faer area, as a show of comradely goodwill.[1]

Soul Swap

During the fated Soul Swap the Millennials received, Vaughan was having a great time spending their post-season once again visiting Scrap Murphy in the Haunted Mansion. However, some form of complication arose, and as Vaughan passed close to Murphy's ghost, the two merged. Murphy now resides in Vaughan's body and some fans swear that, in the right lighting, you can see Murphy standing behind them when they're batting, offering advice and sometimes taking their hands in his own.

This is not against the rules of Blaseball, and it seems having an otherworldly presence as their personal 1 on 1 coach has really helped Vaughan up faer game given their recent performance increase.

Feedback to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands

While playing against the Breckenridge Jazz Hands in Season 6, Vaughan noticed flyers from the Jazz Hands mentioning a Dilsney Medley Musical being planned to show at The Pocket. Vaughan impulsively joined the other team to be a part of this performance and express their love for Dilsney, swapping with former Jazz Hands player Valentine Games in the process.

Season β10, Day X

During the events of Day X of Season 10, whereupon The Monitor's Hall Stars battled with the The Shelled One and its team of Pods, Sebastian Telephone was incinerated, and Scrap Murphy exited the Hall of Flame to join the Hall Stars. Upon defeating the Shelled One's Pods, Scrap Murphy and the other players on the Hall Stars were released from Blaseball, their contracts fulfilled. As a result, their souls are no longer bound together.

Although Murphy is no longer a ghost, Vaughan still visits Scrap from time to time at his apartment in Battin' Island, and still holds onto his coach's words of wisdom for support.

Return to the Millennials

Upon returning to the New York Millennials during the Season β16 Elections, Conrad returned to a mourning Team. Chorby Soul and Winnie Mccall had only recently been incinerated (Soul for the second time). Conrad consoled faer old Team as much as fae could. As time passed, Conrad returned to social media doing makeup vlogs with anticapitalist "subtext" hidden in jump cuts. While fae still loved Dlisney, Conrad began to speak about the plight of animation staff in the modern media landscape. Conrad would also start a new podcast, the "Conrad Vaughan's Kitchen Table Podcast Because Anathema Was Using the Recording Room Podcast", a lengthy title meant to mutually support Conrad and Anathema Elemefayo's search engine optimization. Conrad would have each of the Millennials and other guest Blaseball players on to speak about a variety of topics, though Patty Fox's beleaguered sighs could be heard occasionally in the edit as she was cooking in the same kitchen.

Interdimensional Rumor Mill

No other versions of Conrad Vaughan have been observed. If you have information regarding a different version of Conrad Vaughan, please add it here.

Fan Works