Tot Fox

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Tot Fox was a pitcher for the San Francisco Lovers, and was with the team from Season β19, Day 62 until Fall Ball. Fox has previously played for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, Baltimore Crabs, and for the Rising Stars during the ILB Semi-Centennial.

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Fox joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β3, Day 90, Fox hit a 3-run home run against the heavily favored Hades Tigers to win the game 9-6.

On Season β4, Day 25, Fox was exchanged to the Baltimore Crabs due to Feedback. Fox was replaced by Valentine Games.

During the Season β5 election, Fox received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations and Rollback Netcode blessings.

During the Season β12 elections, Fox's defense was increased by 2.9 3.6 as a result of the Crabs' The Rack blessing.

During the Season β14 elections, Fox received a combined stat change of 13.5 18.3 as a result of the Crabs' Infuse will.

On Season β19, Day 62, Fox was exchanged to the San Francisco Lovers due to Feedback. Fox was replaced by Conner Haley.

During the Season β20 elections, Fox retreated to the Lovers' Shadows in exchange for Kurt Crueller as a result of the Lovers' Swap will. Fox's Flinch modification was then changed into the Affinity for Crows modification by the Lovers' Reform will.

On Season β22, Day 46, Fox rejoined the Lovers' lineup in exchange for Theo King at San Franstadium via the Ratified Voicemail.

During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Fox played for the Rising Stars. Fox then returned to the San Francisco Lovers as a pitcher.

Over the course of Season β24, Fox entered and exited the Lovers' Shadows two times as a result of San Franstadium Fax Machine events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Tot Fox Files

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Fox is a former All-Star - somewhat past their prime, but a fan favorite nonetheless. Every time Fox comes up to bat, raucous chants of "Too Tot Too Trot" drown out all other sound within 13 parsecs of the Crabitat.

When not playing Blaseball, Fox can often be found sitting on their porch, sipping a Gin Rickey and reading the collected works of █████████.

It is not yet known whether Tot Fox is a human or, in fact, a fox. It is speculated, however, that Fox's theoretical fox form would possess an entire blaseball blat where one would normally have a tail. Online correspondence[1] has confirmed that, fox or not, Fox has the ability to read and write.

After Fox hit the winning run in Season 3 Day 90, they were awarded a whole rotisserie chicken by the team as celebration.

Feedback Transfer to the Crabs

During a Season 4 Day 25 game against the Baltimore Crabs Tot Fox was caught in the Feedback and swapped to the Crabs, with Valentine Games taking their place on the Jazz Hands.

It was not until more recently when former Seattle Garages player Luis Acevedo joined the team in season 7 that questions were raised about this Fan favourite. As part of their advertising line for and upcoming album Crypton Fluture Media released a recording of an audio call between Luis and their partner Tot Clark. While only one side of the conversation was released to the public the transcript is included bellow;

Tot! It's the same fox!
Yes I'm sure! The one from 1851!
No I didn't make it up that time either, Tot Fox is *literally* the same one who-
Ok yes that does mean I'm *still* not the oldest person on the team, but that's hardly the point.

When asked to comment Tot simply winked and grabbed the windscreen off the reporter's microphone before scampering off into the nearby woods.

The Run the Killed the Sun

In game 3 of the season 10 Internet Series Tot Fox batted in teammate Silvaire Roadhouse and scored the 10th run in the final game of the IBL Championships, which triggered a black hole that destroyed both the moon and the sun.

When asked to comment Tot Fox clarified that this was unintentional deicide, and offered their apologies to anyone who might have a strong attachment to this particular sun, and that "Sun 2 looks pretty good! I mean the colour is a little off but I think it's a fine example of what a sun can look like. See? No harm done" Notably at the time of the interview she and Silvaire were wearing matching "Sun Destroyer" jackets. The Hellmouth Sunbeams could not be reached for comment.

  1. Tot Fox [@2tot2fox] (2 Aug 2020). "This is libel. Signed. Tot Fox" (Tweet) - via Twitter.

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