Broken Ridge Jazz Hands/Beta/Season 22

👐 Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Season 22
Dates	June 28, 2021-July 4, 2021
← Previous	Season 21
Next →	Season 23
Results
Overall Record	58–41
Wins	65
Partytime	Day 92
Divine Favor	1
Division	4th in Wild High
League	5th in Wild League
ILB Placement	9th overall
Total Steals	241
Community Chest Loot	Day Player Item Received 7 Spears Rogers + Glove 38 Kathy Mathews + Cool Bat of Dexterity 68 Steph Weeks + Greedy Helmet 97 Liquid Friend IX + Slimy Necklace
Prize Match Loot	Day Player Item Received 20 Lowe Forbes +Leg Helmet of Dexterity
Renovations	Peanut MisterA Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy. Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players.  PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.  Grind RailThe Grind Rail allows a chance to steal directly from first base to third base, as long as they have the skills.  LCD SoundsystemThe LCD Soundsystem will boost both Players involved in a Feedback swap by 5%.  SweetenerSweetener makes Beanings & Free Refills more likely in Coffee & Coffee Two weathers, and lowers the chance of losing Triple Threat.  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.  BirdhousesBirdhouses invite Birds to come live in your Ballpark. Every time a foul ball is hit in a ballpark with Birdhouses, a bird will be added to the ballpark, reducing its eDensity.  Fax MachineThe Fax Machine will swap the Home Team's pitcher for their best Shadows Pitcher whenever they've allowed 10+ Runs in a game. Sun 2 ↑ Coffee ↑ Coffee 3s ↑
Birds	491
Balloons	897
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.  All You Can EatFans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.  Community ChestAnytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.  FairgroundsAll games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.  RatificationRenovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.  Hotel MotelThe Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score.  TurntablesBallpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin. League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.  Hype TrainShaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark.  The UnderbracketEvery Postseason, the bottom finishing Teams will compete in the Underbracket while the top finishing Teams compete in the standard Overbracket.  Sun(Sun)All Wins and Unwins earned will be Squared.  TunnelsTunnels allow the Home Team to steal from the Away Team in this Ballpark.  Sun 30When a game enters Extra Innings, both Teams will immediately earn 1 Win.  BalloonsA small, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Run or Win earned in this Ballpark.  Bird HotelWhen the Home Team parties, a number of Birds will come join the Party.  VoicemailWhen the Home Team is shut out in this Ballpark, they'll swap the worst Batter in their Lineup with the best Batter in their Shadows.  Sun .1Weather. Each Run scored is worth .1 more per Inning.  Phantom Thieves' Guild
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β22 54 -Kathy Mathews 🌹 Super Roamed β22 LS +Liquid Friend IX 👐 Replica β22 LS +Uncle Plasma IX 👐 Replica β22 EL -Yams Rolsenthal 🎸 Blessing(🎸) Gachapon β22 EL -Liquid Friend IX 👐 Faded to Dust β22 EL -Uncle Plasma IX 👐 Faded to Dust
Latesiesta
Renovations	- Filth +  Phantom Thieves' GuildIf the Home Team loses by 9 Runs in this Ballpark, they will steal from their opponent's Shadows. -  Phantom Thieves' Guild
Gift Shop	Liquid Friend, Mint Edition 👐 + Liquid Friend IX, Lineup Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition 👐 + Uncle Plasma IX, Rotation
Wills
Magnify The Jazz Hands choose Baby Doyle to be Magnified Baby Doyle is now at 2x Magnification +  2xEvery Run that this Player bats in or allows will be multiplied by 2. Item Steal The Jazz Hands chose to take Underhanded Ring and gave it to Lowe Forbes Lowe Forbes took Doc Anice's Underhanded Ring!
Blessings
Complete 180 Jazz Hands' most eDense Player Uncle Plasma IX was Flipped. +  NegativeThis Player is a Negative. Negative players have negative eDensity. Gachapon Yams Rolsenthal was recruited by the Garages. 👐 - Yams Rolsenthal, Shadows 🎸 + Yams Rolsenthal, Shadows Combined 8.3 → 9.1
Post-election
Other Events	Liquid Friend IX faded away from the Jazz Hands 👐 - Liquid Friend IX +  DustThis Player is waiting to be Dusted off. Uncle Plasma IX faded away from the Jazz Hands 👐 - Uncle Plasma IX +  Dust

In Season β22, the Breckenridge Jazz Hands would miss the postseason and would go into Party Time on Day 92. Of note, on Day 53, Kathy Mathews picked up The Fifth Base, before  Super Roamin'This Player will Roam at the end of each Week and each Season. to the Boston Flowers on Day 54.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Walton Sports Collins Melon Baby Doyle Kathy Mathews Dervin Gorczyca Steph Weeks Spears Rogers Quack Enjoyable	Wyatt Pothos Riley Firewall Lowe Forbes August Sky
Shadows
Lancelot Kane Boyfriend Berger Brewer Vapor Hernando Winter Yams Rolsenthal Elijah Valenzuela Edric Tosser Marco Winner Stephens Lightner Zippy DeShields Campos Arias Russo Slugger Donia Dollie Margarito Bishop Mikan Hammer Cote Rodgers Yams Sokol Munavoi Rochester

Season Events

Renovations

• Ballpark Cleanup - 3,954,889 Coins Spent
  • The Pocket was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
• Phantom Thieves' Guild - 1,386,660 Coins Spent
  • The Jazz Hands established a Thieves' Guild in The Pocket.
  • The Pocket gained the Phantom Thieves' Guild modification.
    • +  Phantom Thieves' Guild

Gift Shop

• Jazz Hands received 2 Gifts! - 5,123,526 coins contributed
  • Liquid Friend, Mint Edition - Wishlist #1
    • Liquid Friend IX is weaker on their own.
      • -  YolkedThis Player is Yolked!
    • A Replica of Liquid Friend is granted to the Jazz Hands.
      • + Liquid Friend IX, Lineup
  • Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Uncle Plasma IX is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Uncle Plasma is granted to the Jazz Hands.
      • + Uncle Plasma IX, Rotation
    • Liquid Friend IX and Uncle Plasma IX are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
    • Uncle Plasma IX and Liquid Friend IX are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked

Roster Changes

The Jazz Hands added the replicas Liquid Friend IX and Uncle Plasma IX to the roster via the Gift Shop.

Roamin' Players

Kathy Mathews picked up The Fifth Base on Day 53 and Super Roamed to the Boston Flowers on Day 54.

Election Outcomes

Wills

• 
  Magnify
  • The Jazz Hands choose Baby Doyle to be Magnified.
  • Baby Doyle is now at 2x Magnification.
    • +  2x
  • Magnify - 50% of all Jazz Hands Will Votes
    This Filing - 100% of Jazz Hands Magnify Votes
    Final Odds - 50% chance of happening.
• 
  Item Steal
  • The Jazz Hands chose to take Underhanded Ring and gave it to Lowe Forbes.
  • Doc Anice's Underhanded Ring was taken by Lowe Forbes!
    • - Underhanded Ring
    • -  UnderhandedWhen this Pitcher allows a Home Run, the polarity of the Runs or Unruns will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs).
    • Overall 16.8 + 0.5 -> 16.8
  • Lowe Forbes dropped Leg Helmet of Dexterity.
    • - Leg Helmet of Dexterity
    • Overall 13.6 + 1.0 -> 13.6
  • Lowe Forbes took Doc Anice's Underhanded Ring!
    • + Underhanded Ring
    • +  Underhanded
    • Overall 13.6 -> 13.6 + 0.5
  • Lowe Forbes' Underhanded Ring was repaired.
    • 1 ●○ -> 2 ●●
  • Item Steal - 15% of all Jazz Hands Will Votes
    This Filing - 96% of Jazz Hands Item Steal Votes
    Final Odds - 14% chance of happening.

Blessings

• 
  Complete 180 blessed the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
  • Jazz Hands' most eDense Player Uncle Plasma IX was Flipped.
    • +  Negative
  • The Jazz Hands had 2% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Firefighters with 28%
    122,746 votes were cast.
• 
  Gachapon blessed the Seattle Garages.
  • Yams Rolsenthal was recruited by the Garages.
    • 👐 - Yams Rolsenthal, Shadows
    • 🎸 + Yams Rolsenthal, Shadows
  • Yams Rolsenthal entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 8.3 → 9.1

Post Election

• Liquid Friend IX faded away from the Jazz Hands.
  • 👐 - Liquid Friend IX
• Liquid Friend IX and Uncle Plasma IX are weaker apart.
  • -  Yolked
• Liquid Friend IX faded to dust.
  • +  Dust
• Uncle Plasma IX faded away from the Jazz Hands.
  • 👐 - Uncle Plasma IX
• Uncle Plasma IX and Liquid Friend IX are weaker apart.
  • -  Yolked
• Uncle Plasma IX faded to dust.
  • +  Dust

Season Overview

During Season 22, the Breckenridge Jazz Hands were 4th in Wild High, 5th in Wild League, and 9th overall with 65 wins and a 58-41 record. The Jazz Hands entered Party Time on Day 92.

In the election, the Jazz Hands magnified Baby Doyle and stole Doc Anice's Underhanded Ring for Lowe Forbes. Uncle Plasma IX was flipped Negative by Complete 180 before fading to Dust at the end of the season. The Jazz Hands lost Yams Rolsenthal to the Seattle Garages due to Gachapon.