Broken Ridge Jazz Hands/Beta/Season 5

👐 Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Season 5
Dates	August 31, 2020-September 6, 2020
← Previous	Season 4
Next →	Season 6
Results
Postseason	ILB Finalists Won 3-0 against 🐅 Won 3-2 against 🗣️ Lost 2-3 against 🔥
Overall Record	58–41
Wins	58
Divine Favor	20
Division	1st in Evil Chaotic
League	2nd in Evil League
ILB Placement	5th overall
Modifiers	Targeted ShameTeams with Targeted Shame will start with negative runs the game after being shamed. See also: Glossary
Total Steals	119
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β05 65 +August Sky +Lowe Forbes +Walton Sports +Agan Harrison +Campos Arias 👐 Reverb(Rotation) β05 EL -Holden Stanton +Nagomi Mcdaniel 🦀 Blessing(👐) Seduction β05 EL -August Sky +Combs Estes 🥩 Blessing(🥩) The Plan? Hit from the Mound
Decrees
High Filter Breckenridge Jazz Hands were sorted into Wild High +  Blood PityIn the Blood Bath each season, this team must give Stars to the team that finished last in their division.
Blessings
Seduction 👐 - Holden Stanton + Nagomi Mcdaniel 🦀 - Nagomi Mcdaniel + Holden Stanton The Plan? Hit from the Mound 🥩 - Combs Estes + August Sky 👐 - August Sky + Combs Estes

Season β5 would be the first season that the Breckenridge Jazz Hands would play under  Targeted Shame. Despite this, the team was 1st in Chaotic Evil and would ultimately go on to the Internet Series, losing 2-3 against the Chicago Firefighters.

In the election, the Jazz Hands would successfully steal Nagomi Mcdaniel from the Baltimore Crabs, but would lose ace pitcher August Sky to the Dallas Steaks.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Tamara Crankit Valentine Games Comfort Septemberish Hendricks Richardson Aldon Cashmoney Baby Doyle Stephens Lightner Kathy Mathews Holden Stanton	Lowe Forbes Campos Arias August Sky Walton Sports Agan Harrison
Shadows
Boyfriend Berger Brewer Vapor Hernando Winter Howell Rocha Marco Winner Bauer Zimmerman Russo Slugger Donia Dollie Margarito Bishop Spears Rogers Cote Rodgers

Season Events

Roster Changes

Reverb Shuffles

Day	Type	Affected Players
65	Rotation	August Sky Lowe Forbes Walton Sports Agan Harrison Campos Arias

Election Outcomes

Decrees

• High Filter passed with 39,656 votes and 26% of all decree votes.
  • BLOOD FILLS THE TUB
  • FOUR ARE DIPPED IN
  • FIGHT FOR THE SURFACE
  • A LADDER OF BODIES
  • PORCELAIN CRACKS
    • The Breckenridge Jazz Hands were given  Blood Pity and were sorted into the new Wild High division.

Blessings

• Seduction blessed the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
  
  • The Jazz Hands stole the best hitter in the league, Nagomi Mcdaniel, from the Baltimore Crabs. The Jazz Hands sent back Holden Stanton.
  • The Jazz Hands won with 2% of the votes. The Baltimore Crabs were the highest bidders with 28%. 138,104 votes were cast.
• The Plan? Hit from the Mound blessed the Dallas Steaks.
  
  • The Dallas Steaks stole the best hitting pitcher in the league, August Sky from the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. The Steaks sent back Combs Estes in return, who swapped positions to pitcher.
  • The Steaks won with 1% of the votes. The Breckenridge Jazz Hands were the highest bidders with 31%. 41,303 votes were cast.

Season Overview

During Season 5, the Breckenridge Jazz Hands were 1st in Chaotic Evil, 2nd in Evil League, and 5th overall with a 58-41 record. The Jazz Hands defeated the Hades Tigers in the Division Series and the Canada Moist Talkers in the Championship Series, but were defeated by the Chicago Firefighters in the Internet Series. In Season 5, the Jazz Hands played under  Targeted Shame.

In the election, the Jazz Hands managed to steal Nagomi Mcdaniel back from the Baltimore Crabs, though the team would lose one of its best pitchers, August Sky, to the Dallas Steaks. The Jazz Hands were also sorted into Wild High as a result of High Filter.