Cory Twelve

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Cory Twelve is a pitcher for the Boston Flowers, and has been since the Season 12 Election. Twelve has previously played for the Yellowstone Magic.

Official League Records

Debut

Twelve joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Yellowstone Magic on Season 2, Day 65 after the incineration of Famous Oconnor.

Season 4

On Season 4 Day 70, Cory Twelve pitched a record 17-inning game against the Hawai'i Fridays. Despite playing with Far Less Than Ideal Vibes, Twelve eventually led the team to victory, surviving the Most Excellent Vibes of Friday's star hitter, York Silk.

Season 5

At the end of Season 5, Twelve's batting, pitching, and baserunning stats fell due to the Charleston Shoe Thieves's Bad Neighbors blessing.

Coffee Cup

During the Coffee Cup, Twelve played for the Americano Water Works as a pitcher.

Season 12

At the end of Season 12, Twelve's combined stats increased from 8 -> 12.8 as a result of the Magic's Alternate will. Twelve was then immediately traded to the Boston Flowers in exchange for King Weatherman via the Magic's Exchange will.

Season 19

During the Season 19 earlsiesta Twelve was given the Seeker modification as part of the seasonal reading.


COMMUNITY LORE

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C.O.R.Y.-12

Originally developed as a high-temperature survey robot, C.O.R.Y. stands for "Center ofv Olcanology Research, Yellowstone" [sic]. The developer made a typo when flashing Cory's firmware and nobody has figured out how to correct it.

Twelve is a moderately advanced android utilizing a sample-collection scoop as a pitching arm, which means Cory is not actually all that good. Cory has lost multiple games since Cory's appearance, but fans of the Magic will honestly take anyone who isn't Famous Oconnor if it means they make the playoffs.

Cory Twelve continues to diligently generate topographical surveys both between and during blaseball matches, despite all efforts to focus Cory's attention on pitching.

It is not uncommon for Cory Twelve to vanish into the Yellowstone wilderness, reappearing days later (often just in time to take its place on the pitcher's mound) with a wealth of confused survey data that is never quite accurate to the areas its logs claim to have visited. Some speculate that Cory Twelve is unknowingly wandering into and out of the purely fictional ██████ ████████ ████, and that the data is a blend of mapping data where the two parks are intertwined. But, of course, ███████ does not exist, and so should not be mentioned.

Twelves is sometimes known as C.O.R.Y.-12.


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