Inez Owens

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Inez Owens is a lineup player for the Boston Flowers, and has been with the team since Season 4 Day 98.

Official League Records

Owens joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Boston Flowers on Season 4, Day 98 after the incineration of Morrow Doyle.

During the Season 4 elections, Owens was affected by the Alternate Reality decree and replaced by an Alternate. This involved Owens's stats being randomized, resulting in a combined 9.1 -> 8.4 stat decrease.

On Season 9, Day 72, Owens swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction, resulting in a combined 11.2 -> 6.7 stat decrease.

During the Season 9 elections, Owens received a combined 6.7 -> 7.2 stat increase as a result of the Hellmouth Sunbeams' Mutually Arising blessing.

During the Season 10 elections, Owens received an increase in batting from 2 -> 2.5 as a result of the Unlimited Tacos' Sharing Signs blessing.

During the Coffee Cup, Owens played for Heavy FC as a lineup player.


COMMUNITY LORE

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.


Box of Inez Owens Files

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History

While Inez Owens may seem to be just a swarm of bees in a clear plastic raincoat, they are actually in fact a swarm of bees in a Blaseball uniform underneath a clear plastic raincoat.

Following the presumed incineration of Morrow Doyle on Season 4 Day 98, the collective outrage of the Flowers and their fans reached the Boston Garden itself, and the bees that pollinate it. Fueled by that powerful surge of emotion, the bees banded together and joined the Flowers in solidarity.

Despite being motivated to join by the Flowers' righteous rage, Owens is excessively energetic at first glance. They love their teammates and fans, and always have enthusiastic buzzing for fellow players, both on and off of their team. Despite this, all who know Owens confess that the swarm scares them. Maybe it’s the ferociousness with which they play Blaseball, or the threatening hum they give off when near an Umpire, or perhaps the ever-present threat that a swarm of bees generally presents.

With Doyle gone, Owens has big shoes to fill. But Owens doesn't wear shoes. Not only do the bees not like it in there, but they also "conveniently" leave their official pairs near a Shoe Thief whenever a new pair arrives. It's the least they can do in Doyle’s memory.


Bee Wedding

Inez Owens and Bees Taswell of the Core Mechanics were married after the Season 15 Finals, with both teams in attendance. The event was also streamed by Zesty Yaboi, Owens’ teammate. During the ceremony, the two exchanged bats, in accordance with the Core tradition.

Fan Works