Castillo Turner is a player for the Dallas Cows, and has been with the team since Season β24, Day 99. Turner has played for the Boston Flowers, New York Millennials, Hawai'i Fridays, Rising Stars, Seattle Garages, Philly Pies, Hades Tigers, Carolina Queens, and Charleston Shoe Thieves.
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During the Flowers' Season 7, Day 99 game against the Hellmouth Sunbeams, Turner partied and received a -star boost to batting, pitching, and defense.
During the Flowers' Season 11, Day 99 game against the Hellmouth Sunbeams, Turner partied and received a -star boost to baserunning.
On Season β18, Day 5, Turner retreated to the shadows of the Millennials in exchange for Sandie Carver as a result of New York, New York Arena, Arena's Fax Machine, becoming a lineup player in the process. On Day 58, Turner rejoined the Millennials' active roster in exchange for Conrad Vaughan, again via the Fax Machine and becoming a pitcher.
During the Season β20 elections, Turner briefly became a lineup player in exchange for Schneider Bendie as a result of the Millennials' Swap Will. Turner was then traded back to the Boston Flowers in exchange for Chorby Short as a result of the Flowers' Equivalent Exchange Will, becoming a pitcher again in the process.
During the Season β21 elections, Turner was traded back to the New York Millennials in exchange for Chorby Short as a result of the Millennials' Equivalent Exchange Will, becoming a lineup player in the process.
During the Season β22 elections, Turner was traded to the Hawai'i Fridays in exchange for Beck Whitney as a result of the Millennials' Eqiuivalent Exchange will. Turner was then traded to the Shadows of the Boston Flowers in exchange for Chorby Short as a result of the Flowers' Equivalent Exchange will. Finally, Turner was recruited by the Seattle Garages as a result of the Gachapon blessing.
On Season β23, Day 39, Turner joined the Garages' pitching rotation in exchange for Penelope Mathews as a result of The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility's Fax Machine.
- Roamed to the Fridays Day 9
- Roamed to the Pies Day 18
- Roamed to the Tigers Day 27
- Roamed to the Queens day 36
- Roamed to the Pies Day 45
- Roamed to the Queens Day 54
- Roamed to the Pies Day 63
- Roamed to the Shoe Thieves Day 72
- Roamed to the Excavators then the Whales on Day 81
- Roamed to the Squirrels on Day 90
- Roamed to the Cows on Day 99
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
There is much debate about how exactly Turner came to join the Flowers, though it is generally agreed that it was of his own volition. He is two years old (approximately 20 in cactus years) and has, according to most accounts, spent his entire life committed to becoming a Blaseball player on the Flowers. Though the nature of his sudden growth and apparent sentience is a mystery, his team welcomed him with open arms. To quote Beck Whitney, player and coach of the Flowers: "You try telling an enthusiastic, six foot tall super fan covered in spikes that he can't play. At first I was a little freaked out, but Castillo is a member of the team now. Don't know what we'd do without him."
When asked for a quote on his involvement with the flowers, Turner stated, "Life's a garden. Dig it." In fact, according to his team, that is what he says about everything, though they claim to know him well enough to discern what he means.
After one of Turner's limbs fell off, the Moss Woman refashioned it into his preferred blaseball bat.
Li'l Castillo by @AndreaStreeter