Sutton Picklestein

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Sutton Picklestein was a lineup player for the Boston Flowers, and was with the team from the ILB Semi-Centennial until Fall Ball. Picklestein has previously played for the Yellowstone Magic and Rising Stars.

Official League Records

Picklestein joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic with the Return of Blaseball.

Picklestein was a league leader in stolen bases in Season 2, along with teammate Washer Barajas, both scoring 12 steals.

During a game against the Mexico City Wild Wings on Season β6, Day 38, Picklestein swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction which reduced their batting and defense stats dramatically.

On Season β7, Day 47, Picklestein siphoned some of Mexico City Wild Wings batter Miguel Wheeler's hitting ability in a game with Blooddrain weather.

On Season β13, Day 13, Picklestein was incinerated and replaced by Kurt Crueller.

On Season β13, Day 99, Picklestein was named an MVP and gained the Ego+ modification. During the Season β13 Elections, Picklestein was Plundered by the Boston Flowers, sending Castillo Turner to the Shadows, then Plundered a second time by the Kansas City Breath Mints, sending Lenny Spruce to the Flowers. However, after the Wills were all filed, the Returned modification activated, forcing Picklestein immediately back into the Hall of Flame.

During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Picklestein played for the Rising Stars. Picklestein then fell to the Boston Flowers as a lineup player.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

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Highly Energetic

Sutton Picklestein is the fratenal twin of Boston Flowers player Owen Picklestein. When asked about their twin they say only "The Flowers are Owen's family, and the Magic are mine."

Picklestein is a being composed entirely of pure energy. It is difficult to look at them directly, since their uniform is perpetually subsumed by their glow, but their Yellowstone Magic hat seems to be unaffected. Fans who have come in contact with Picklestein often report leaving with a faint taste of vinegar on their tongue, accompanied by spots of purple light in their vision and a temporary obsession with finding the ultimate fermented vegetable.

Time with the Flowers

Landing on the Flowers

Following their resurrection and the ILB Semi-Centennial Picklestein fell to the Boston Flowers.

The spirit of the the Flowers Ballpark, the Garden is often possessive and protective. Given the Flowers previous short-lived resurrection attempt it is believed that the Garden may have influenced where Sutton Picklestein landed following the Semi-Centennial, wishing to possess or protect them, potentially due to their relationship with Owen Picklestein.

Rest & Relaxation

Since landing on the Flowers, Sutton Picklestein has enjoyed spending their time off the field with their family member, Owen Picklestein.

Fan Works