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The Dallas Cows were a team that competed in Ultra League Blaseball and Internet League Blaseball. They joined Ultra League Blaseball on The First Day (1st Edition), and competed until they were, at some point, incinerated.
The team exited the Hall of Flame when it was left unattended by the Monitor during Latesiesta of Season 24. They were nullified the same season and are now located within the Black Hole (Black Hole).
Any relation to the Dallas Steaks is unknown at this time.