Boston Flowers (Gamma 4)

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This page is about an alternate universe Short Circuits Team. For the mainline Team, see the Boston Flowers.

The Boston Flowers are a Blaseball team in the Uptempo Jam division of the Uptempo Conference. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Gamma 4, Season 1.


Lineup Rotation
  • Scarlet Welles
  • Mooch Swarthmore
  • Lord Limbo
  • Didi Calathea
  • Palomo Mars
  • Cooper Branch
  • Bert Spheroid

Note: Squid Broom and Gwen Minami are officially players for the Hawai'i Fridays however due to a website bug despite the players having been swapped to the Fridays as a result of Feedback Weather the players later reverted to the Flowers Roster despite being listed as members of the Fridays.

Former Players


Note: Despite being exchanged to the Hawai'i Fridays as a result of Feedback Weather both Squid Broom and Gwen Minami reverted to being listed on the Flowers roster as a result of a website bug. Both players remained listed individually as members of the Fridays, and Lucius Prince and Emily Calvino were listed as Flowers despite playing for the Fridays.



  • Squid Broom (Became a  Static Charge; Season 1 Election)

Season Results

100-62 record, 0-2 Postseason Record

Gamma 4 was the 3rd and final Short Circuit, lasting 1 Seasons taking place over 2 weeks. In Gamma 4 Season 1 the Boston Flowers finished 2nd in the Uptempo Conference, and 3rd in the ILB.

In the postseason, the Boston Flowers were seeded 2nd in the Uptempo League, and lost 0-2 versus the Ohio Worms/Gamma 4.

In the final Election, the Boston Flowers voted to send Squid Broom to Charge the Microphone.

Roster Changes

The Boston Flowers experienced 3 Feedback events during Gamma 4 Season 1:

The Boston Flowers experienced 1 Incineration during Gamma 4 Season 1:



The Boston Flowers voted Blake Chew as their Guest of Honor.

  • Blake Chew is partying!
    • Combined 10.1 0.0
  • Blake Chew became Life of the Party.
    • +  Life of the Party
  • Blake Chew is partying!
    • Combined 0.0 → 0.0
  • Blake Chew is partying!
    • Combined 0.0 14.2
  • This Filing - ??% of Boston Flowers Votes
    ?,??? votes were cast.


The Boston Flowers voted to throw a Rager for their Midseason Team Party.


  • Teamicon flowers.png
    • The Flowers Discharged Squid Broom.
      • +  Static
    • Charge - ??% of all Boston Flowers Will Votes
      This Filing - ??% of Boston Flowers Charge Votes
      Final Odds - ??% chance of happening.

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