Official League Records
On Season 10, Day X, Parra gained the Flinch modification after the Crabs lost to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS. Due to the Crabs' Ascension, Parra was absent from the ILB from the Season 10 elections until the Descension.
On Season 24, Day 4, Parra joined the Garages' lineup in exchange for Abner Pothos at The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility via the Ratified Voicemail.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Box of Parker Parra Files
- Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-00.30 and start reading...
Meet the Crab™ LLC Team!
Parker Parra - Chief Media Emissary
You might think from looking at them that Parker Parra is a troublemaker who causes more issues for People Ops than they're worth. And you'd be right! However, noting their success as a Crabs-Classic™ media darling, we at Crabs LLC™ have capitalized on their marketability to attract a Streaming Audience.
You can catch Parker Parra commentating Company-Approved Videos Game at the times listed in the schedule on their Twlich™ page. In their spare time they love playing by the rules, raising company morale, and taking any company-mandated reprimands like an absolute champ!
Some Parker Parra Fun Facts!
- Has a sixth toe on one foot
- Has a penchant for fly fishing
- Can do seven consecutive pushups
Parker Parra features in the following fics:
Art by @glassgoblin
Art by @EmBCrabby
Art of Parker Parra by @Waalkr
Parker Parra in Season 9, by @_pixeI_
Parker on their brief trip elsewhere by @winterhazelly
Parker Parra as a shadow of their 5-dimensional form, by @DenisMoskowitz