Parker Parra

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Parker Parra is a lineup player for the Seattle Garages, and has been with the team since the Season 22 elections. Parra has played for the Baltimore Crabs and Boston Flowers.

Official League Records

Parra joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season 5 elections, Parra received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations and Rollback Netcode blessings.

On Season 10, Day X, Parra gained the Flinch modification after the Crabs lost to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS. Due to the Crabs' Ascension, Parra was absent from the ILB from the Season 10 elections until the Descension.

During the Season 12 elections, Parra's defense was increased by 2.8 -> 3.7 as a result of the Crabs' The Rack blessing.

Parra was traded to the Boston Flowers in exchange for Nagomi Mcdaniel during the Season 14 elections via the Crabs' Exchange will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

Parra was traded back to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Brock Forbes during the Season 15 elections via the Flowers' Equivalent Exchange will.

On Season 17, Day 77, Parra retreated to the Crabs' Shadows in exchange for Lorcan Smaht as a result of Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark's Fax Machine.

During the Season 18 elections, Parra's batting increased 2.8 -> 4 due to the Crabs' Shadow Infuse will.

Parra was traded to the Seattle Garages' Shadows with no replacement during the Season 22 elections via the Gachapon blessing.

During the Season 23 elections, Parra received a combined stat change of 14.5 -> 15.9 as a result of the Season 1: Booster Pack blessing.

On Season 24, Day 4, Parra joined the Garages' lineup in exchange for Abner Pothos at The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility via the Ratified Voicemail.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Meet the Crab™ LLC Team!

Parker Parra - Chief Media Emissary

You might think from looking at them that Parker Parra is a troublemaker who causes more issues for People Ops than they're worth. And you'd be right! However, noting their success as a Crabs-Classic™ media darling, we at Crabs LLC™ have capitalized on their marketability to attract a Streaming Audience.

You can catch Parker Parra commentating Company-Approved Videos Game at the times listed in the schedule on their Twlich™ page. In their spare time they love playing by the rules, raising company morale, and taking any company-mandated reprimands like an absolute champ!

Some Parker Parra Fun Facts!

  • Has a sixth toe on one foot
  • Has a penchant for fly fishing
  • Can do seven consecutive pushups


Fan Works

Parker Parra features in the following fics: