Hurley Pacheco

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Hurley Pacheco was a lineup player for the Boston Flowers, and was with the team from Season β1 until being incinerated on Season β2, Day 76.

Official League Records

Pacheco joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Boston Flowers with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β2, Day 76, Pacheco was incinerated and replaced by Nic Winkler.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.


Hurley Pacheco was a florist who knew flower language and could communicate with it. They knew both the meanings of different flowers and the language the plant people in Boston speak. Pacheco ran a flower shop near the portal to Hellmouth that Alaynabella Hollywood took over seasons later. He made great bouquets and put flowers in her hair for good luck. That sadly did not help Pacheco in Hawai'i during the day they were incinerated.

She and Nerd Pacheco were siblings, but they were not very close. They both wanted to reconnect but before they could, Hurley Pacheco died.

They had the most ribs of any player in the Chaotic Good league due to being around Moab when the Hellmouth opened. She wanted to visit Nerd Pacheco after Season β1 ended but they didn’t end up meeting because of all of the chaos that followed the opening of the Forbidden Book. Pacheco's mutation also gave him some straw body elements.

Pacheco played blaseball since she was a kid but never professionally before joining ILB. He joined the Flowers because they were a florist in Boston and that seemed appropriate. She was very good at the splort and might have been the best Flowers player at the time.

Team Relations

Pacheco and Margarito Nava were a good Blaseball duo.

Pacheco was friends with Beck Whitney. They bonded over their love of plants.

Pacheco knew Dunn Keyes before they both joined the ILB.

Fan Works