Baldwin Breadwinner was a lineup player for the Boston Flowers, and was with the team from the Season β22 elections until Fall Ball. Breadwinner has played for the Baltimore Crabs, Unlimited Tacos, Miami Dale, Hawai'i Fridays, Dallas Steaks, Yellowstone Magic, Hades Tigers, and Tokyo Lift.
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Breadwinner joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Los Angeles Tacos with the Return of Blaseball.
After the Season β3 elections, Breadwinner was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to The Wyatt Masoning. Breadwinner's full name was repaired due to The Unmasoning.
On Season β4, Day 82, Breadwinner exchanged to the Hawai'i Fridays due to feedback. Breadwinner was replaced by Basilio Fig.
During the Season β5 elections, Breadwinner's batting and baserunning fell as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.
On Season β8, Day 31, Breadwinner swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction, resulting in a combined 9.2 → 4.9 stat decrease.
On Season β10, Day 66, Breadwinner's defensive ability was siphoned by Charleston Shoe Thieves hitter Richardson Games in a game with Blooddrain weather.
During the Season β10 elections, Breadwinner was traded to the Baltimore Crabs for Sutton Dreamy via the People's Champion blessing.
During the Season β12 elections, Breadwinner's defense was increased by 2.5 → 3.4 as a result of the Crabs' The Rack blessing.
On Season β13, Day 23, Breadwinner swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction, resulting in a combined 9.8 → 5.4 stat decrease.
Breadwinner was traded to the Miami Dale in exchange for Logan Horseman during the Season β13 elections via the Crabs' Exchange will.
Breadwinner was traded back to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Logan Horseman during the Season β14 elections via the Dale's Exchange will. Breadwinner was then traded to the Hawai'i Fridays in exchange for Alyssa Harrell via the Fridays' Exchange will.
During the Season β15 elections, Breadwinner's stats were rerolled and they gained the Alternate and Parasite modifications as a result of the Fridays' Alternate Trust will.
During the Season β16 elections, Breadwinner became a pitcher via the Fridays' Move will.
During the Season β17 elections, Breadwinner was traded to the Dallas Steaks with no return via the Alternator blessing.
On Season β22, Day 84, Breadwinner stole The Fifth Base from Jaxon Buckley at the George Fourman Stadium via the Ratified Tunnels. On Day 90, Breadwinner then super roamed to the Yellowstone Magic. On Day 99, Breadwinner super roamed to the Hades Tigers. On Day 108, Breadwinner super roamed to the Tokyo Lift. During the Season β22 elections, Breadwinner super roamed to the Boston Flowers.
Over the course of Season β23, Breadwinner entered and exited the Flowers' Shadows four times as a result of Boston Garden Fax Machine and Voicemail events, ending the Season on the lineup.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Box of Baldwin Breadwinner Files
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Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper had the following to say about Baldwin:
She was an enigma, all shrouded in hope,
That unwitting batter we traded for dreams,
We could only observe her through our telescope,
As the Crabs all kept losing to shadowy teams.
Then all the Crab players did crash down to earth,
And settled back in on the Chesapeake coast,
We got to know Baldwin, and praised her worth,
Til a flying stray peanut did near make her toast.
A deadly nut allergy, how could she risk it?
She swallowed a shell as she ran to third base,
And from that point, sadly, she just took the biscuit,
Her fielding, sprinting, and swinging lacked grace.
But she rolled with the punches, and just wouldn’t quit,
Never deigning to loaf, knew she needed the prize,
She never felt stale, though she just couldn’t hit,
And then, like a flower, she started to rise.
As the playoffs got hotter, Baldwin did take shape,
She dove for every bag, getting no outs,
And stretched out her glove, as if thin as a crepe,
To snatch out the slicing line drives in a rout.
She played better and better through every inning,
And when all games were done, and everything said,
She held high our trophy, gloriously grinning,
For none could deny that she won us our bread.
Season 3 card, by @p_a_mcg
art by @CocacolaGarlic
Season 8 Baldwin Breadwinner TLOPPS card by @william7th
Baldwin and her loving children, Art by @ConcordForge
Art by @GlassGoblin
Art of Baldwin by @Oddsquint
Art by @Glassgoblin
Art by @oddsquint
Breadwinner and her juggling act, by @saltbuzzard
Baldwin Breadwinner of the Boston Flowers, art by twitter.com/Kidror19
- Former LA Unlimited Tacos Players
- Former Baltimore Crabs Players
- Former Miami Dale Players
- Former Hawai'i Fridays Players
- Former Dallas Steaks Players
- Former Hades Tigers Players
- Former Tokyo Lift Players
- Former Boston Flowers Players
- Players Formerly Known as Wyatt Mason
- Nominative Determinism
- Players With Base 1
- Original Players
- Players with the Nullified modification