Oliver Loofah

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Oliver Loofah is a lineup player for the Seattle Garages, and has been with the team the Season 20 elections. Loofah has played for the Charleston Shoe Thieves.

Official League Records

Loofah joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Seattle Garages with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season 14 elections, Loofah joined the Garages' lineup in exchange for Summers Pony as a result of the Garages' Foreshadow will. Loofah also received the Minimalist modification as a result of the Min-Maxing blessing.

On Season 15, Day 51, Loofah was  SHELLED in a game with Peanut weather by Baltimore Crabs player York Silk.

On Season 16, Day 32, Loofah was exchanged to the Charleston Shoe Thieves due to Feedback. Loofah was replaced by Howell Franklin.

On Season 16, Day 95, Loofah was freed from their shell by birds.

Loofah was traded to the Seattle Garages in exchange for Terrell Bradley during the Season 20 elections via the Garages' Equivalent Exchange will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

On Season 21, Day 36, Loofah retreated to the Garages' Shadows in exchange for Summers Pony as a result of The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility's Fax Machine. On Day 79, Loofah joined the Garages' lineup in exchange for Emblem Warhorse at The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility via the Ratified Voicemail. On day 83, Loofah was targeted by a Rogue Umpire. Due to the Garages' Fireproof Gift from the Gift Shop rendering Loofah Fireproof, the attempted incineration failed, backfiring and instead incinerating the umpire.[1]

On Season 22, Day 42, Loofah was swept  Elsewhere... and gained the Negative modification as a result of Lotus Mango's Undertaker modification. During the Season 22 elections, Loofah gained the Subtractor modification as a result of the Subtractor Avoidance blessing.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.


Oliver 'Olive' 'Liv' Jessica Loofah has always been considered persistent, even by the standards of the Seattle Garages blaseball team and band.

As a former Lil' Roadie, Loofah has lived in the Big Garage for most of her life. A person of Spanish Roma descent, she arrived as a young child and quickly became a fixture of the anarcho-syndicalist collective of children radicalized by Greer Gwiffin and Cedric Spliff. Growing up in such a supportive, if chaotic, environment allowed Loofah to explore her identity comfortably and now identifies as genderfluid. She chose the name "Oliver" in honor of Oliver Mueller, who she looks up to greatly as a personal hero. She also chose the middle name of "Jessica" in honor of Jessica Telephone, another childhood hero of hers.

Growing up in the Big Garage was a unique experience for Loofah. The team and indeed the Big Garage itself are, in a very real sense, her family. The sentience of the Big Garage has become more known over time and the Lil' Roadies are as much it's children as anyone's. The stadium has been known to show support for Loofah when she plays by flashing the spotlights when she scores a run.

Loofah is an avid skater. This includes skateboarding, ice skating, and roller skating, with a heavy focus on roller derby. She is part of the Rat City Roller Derby league on the Jerboa Junction team, competing as a jammer under the derby name Clean Sweep . Also on her team are Malik Destiny, Summers Pony, Betsy Trombone, Chorby Soul, and Alaynabella Hollywood. Matches with the Dallas Bad Butchers are often contentious, as Loofah will seek to impress Allison Abbott while also being driven not to lose against her old friend.

She has been known to use Orbitwheels and Heelys when deciding to make bad choices. This, in turn, is a bad choice. She frequently forgets to wear safety gear, but will be the first to remind others to bring theirs. Loofah has been trying to get roller skating on ice to become more mainstream, however this has yet to take hold. Loofah also owns a sick[Source?] pair of Soaps that she wears on a normal basis, in case she needs to do any radical grinds on a moments notice. Any time that Olive Loofah does a grind, she will hum for the duration of the trick.

In addition to skating, Loofah can often be seen around the city performing parkour. She began practicing parkour in an effort to emulate the late Derrick Krueger, who she looked up to and would often follow him around while freerunning. While Krueger was generally considered unremarkable by many accounts, Loofah greatly enjoyed hanging out with him, despite his insistence that he was trying to nap and to come back later. Contrary to his tired responses, he seemed to enjoy her company as well.

As a former Lil' Roadie, Loofah has had a long history of shenanigans. She was often involved in the efforts to sabotage the Solympic flame every year and was one of the primary co-authors of the Lil' Roadies Manifesto. She still sticks by the manifesto today, even if she is an adult and can set her own bedtime. The Lil' Roadies go wild for her in home games as they see her as one of their own.


Olive wants to meet Jessica Telephone in person someday. Loofah will sometimes hang around the Jessica Telephone Memorial Skatepark in order to meet her, however she has yet to encounter anyone besides a very convincing look alike who she thinks is trying too hard.

She does not know what a bird is. If you try to describe what a bird is to Loofah, you will not know what a bird is either.

Loofah is terrified of large bodies of water or immateria and refuses to enter the ocean.

Loofah has passed the bar exam, much to her dismay.[2] She is a key member of the Seattle Garages Unlegal Team.

Fan Works


Oliver Loofah is the focus of the following songs: