Ankle Halifax is a player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Halifax has previously played for the Atlantis Georgias and Tokyo Lift.
Official League Records
Halifax joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Atlantis Georgias during the Descension.
On Season β15 Day 81, Halifax entered Party Time with the Georgias. During the remainder of the Season, Halifax partied 1 time. During the Season β15 elections, Halifax retreated to the Georgias' Shadows in exchange for Knight Triumphant as a result of the Georgias' Foreshadow will, resulting in a combined 14.3 → 15 stat increase.
On Season β20, Day 79, Halifax rejoined the active roster in exchange for Goobie Ballson as a result of the Atlantean Dome's Fax Machine. During the remainder of the Season, Halifax partied 3 times.
Halifax was traded to the Tokyo Lift in exchange for Jan Canberra during the Season β20 elections via the Georgias' Equivalent Exchange will.
On Season β21, Day 19, Halifax swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction while . On Season β21, Day 84, Halifax entered Party Time with the Lift. During the remainder of the Season, Halifax partied 1 time.
On Season β22, Day 86, Halifax retreated to the Lift's Shadows in exchange for Mags Banananana via the Tokyo Fitness Center's Fax Machine. On Day 104, Halifax rejoined the Lift's lineup in exchange for Cudi Di Batterino at the Tokyo Fitness Center via the Ratified Voicemail.
During the October 28, 2022 Fall Ball, Halifax fell to the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Box of Ankle Halifax Files
- Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-41.77 and start reading...
Ankle Halifax is a sailor from the □□□□□□□□ Age of sailing. Despite their short stature and young age, they became the captain of a great vessel. This is probably due to their uncanny ability to read runes and divine sailing weather from them. However, the runes didn’t predict their vessel sinking near Halifax around □□□□□□□ , □□□□□□□ during a very large storm. As a result, Ankle gained the ability to breathe underwater and became part anglerfish through unknown means.
They joined the Georgias due to being bored with not doing any captaining or reading runes. This lack of employment is primarily due to the fact that Atlantis is underwater, therefore no boats are around to sail persay. They pitch for the team due to the incredible speed of them throwing various objects in the water and on land. This was due to years of throwing crew mates telescopes and throwing balls underwater due to boredom. Their signature pitch is “The Lure” in which they show their lure to distract the batter and throw a pitch. This tends to work as their lure looks exactly like a blaseball for some odd reason. Though most aren’t fooled, they mainly don’t hit because they’re distracted by how adorable Ankle looks in their little sailor uniform that they specifically requested. Oh and the little hat dawwwww Ankle is adorable…
The rest of the text is pure gibberish at the sight of Ankle Halifax. It is implied that the author saw Ankle while writing this and was charmed. Researchers call this effect “The Cute Sailor Ankle Effect”
Wyatt "IVy" Mason IV and Halifax on the Georgias, season 16. By @tiny_revel
Niq Nyong'o, Frankie Hambone, Neerie McCloud, and Halifax (1901 and 2013). By @tiny_revel
S21 Halifax. By @saltbuzzard
Halifax on the Lift, mantis shrimp edition. By @tiny_revel
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
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