Charleston Shoe Thieves/Gamma 4

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The Charleston Shoe Thieves are a Gamma 4 Internet League Blaseball team in the Dirge Division of the Downtempo Conference. They have been a part of Gamma 4 since Gamma 4, Season 1. Since the Microphone shorted out in Gamma 4, their status is unknown.


This is the Roster as of the end of Gamma 4.

Lineup Rotation
  • Lina Tan
  • Tall Monteverde
  • Babka McCoy
  • Brayden Faulkner
  • Antonio Pinball
  • Babka Suplex
  • Wynn Humphries
  • Bob Debt
  • Zora Kramer
  • Hartley Pebble
  • Coco Piazza
  • Chug McNurtney
  • Russ Kirchner
  • Villanelle Holm
  • Roswell Beeks
  • Basil Limbo
  • Jumpy Joseph
  • Havana Scum
  • Salih Yuniesky
  • Torus Sandbox

Player History

Date Removed Added Cause
1 65 - Lorcan Griffey + Babka McCoy 🔱 Feedback
1 146 - Benjamin Seafarer + Tall Monteverde 🕵️ Feedback
1 EL - Zion Catalina Charge
1 EL - Zion Catalina Charge[1]
1 EL - Zion Catalina Charge[1]

Season Results

Gamma 4, Season 1

The Shoe Thieves won two Prize Matches in the first half of Season 1. On Day 8, Babka Suplex earned the Business Ring of Good Vibes after defeating the Tokyo Lift. On Day 56, Brayden Faulkner earned the Bash Glove of Bass after defeating the Mexico City Wild Wings. Brayden gained +  Reverberating.

On Day 65, Shoe Thieves hitter Lorcan Griffey was caught in the Feedback against the Atlantis Georgias, exchanged for Babka McCoy.

Following the first half of Season 1, the Shoe Thieves made Zion Catalina their Guest of Honor, granting them +  Life of the Party and three parties. The Shoe Thieves elected to throw a Mixer for their Party Planning, but received the boosts corresponding to a Formal instead, for unknown reasons[1].

On Day 146, Shoe Thieves hitter Benjamin Seafarer was caught in the Feedback against the Houston Spies, exchanged for Tall Monteverde. For unknown reasons[1], both players returned to their former team at the end of the game, and swapped again at the end of Day 147.

The Shoe Thieves received iam8bit Presents: Blood Jams Vol. IV, granting Chug McNurtney +  Fiery.

The Shoe Thieves qualified for the Postseason as the 4th seed in the Downtempo Conference, with a record of 85-77.

Wild Card Round vs. Hellmouth Sunbeams

Day Weather Away Pitcher Score Home Pitcher
Day 221
Silvaire Hawsawi 🌞 1 - 14 👟 Chug McNurtney
Day 222
Zora Kramer 👟 9 - 11 🌞 Elisa Park
Day 223
Micah Spider 🌞 2 - 4 👟 Hartley Pebble

The Shoe Thieves took the series 2 - 1 and advanced to the Division Series.

Division Series vs. Atlantis Georgias

Day Weather Away Pitcher Score Home Pitcher
Day 224
Coco Piazza 👟 5 - 3 🔱 Pioneer Hazelnut
Day 225
Charlotte Erivo 🔱 4 - 11 👟 Chug McNurtney

The Shoe Thieves took the series 2 - 0 and advanced to the Semi-Finals.

Semi-Finals vs. Mexico City Wild Wings

Day Weather Away Pitcher Score Home Pitcher
Day 227
Badger León 🍗 19 - 6 👟 Zora Kramer
Day 228
Solar Eclipse
Hartley Pebble 👟 6 - 5 🍗 Mitch Pink
Day 229
Elijah Bader 🍗 25 - 3 👟 Zora Kramer[2]
Day 230
Zora Kramer[2] 👟 7 - 9 🍗 Patricia Rhodes

The Mexico City Wild Wings took the series 3 - 1. The Shoe Thieves were eliminated.

In the last Gamma 4 Elections, the Shoe Thieves voted to Discharge Zion Catalina into Static. For Unknown reasons[1], the elections repeated twice, granting Zion +  Static +  Static +  Static.

  1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 The Game Band [@thegameband]. (24 January 2022). "This Circuit we're trying something new: no bugs, only features. Anything that happens is a feature. If you think it's a bug, no your don't." (Message) - via
  2. 2.0 2.1 On Day 229, starting Pitcher Coco Piazza was frozen and replaced by Russ Kirchner, who was subsequently also frozen and replaced by Zora Kramer. This caused a shift in the Rotation Order, making Zora pitch the following game, pithing in 3 out of 4 games of the series.