Seattle Garages Lil' Roadies
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
The Seattle Garages Lil' Roadies, also known as the Lil' Roadies, are a group of children living inside the Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility, who have created their own, younger, anarcho-syndicalist collective in name alone. They took over the kids seating section of the garage when Greer Gwiffin and Cedric Spliff's children attempted to radicalize them all.
The lil' garages definition of anarchy is heavily skewed due to their young age. Their manifesto (written in crayon on the back of kids menus from the food stand) includes the following list of 'mantras' they abide by:
- Dumping out the toy box
- Having no bedtimes
- Eating cheese out of the fridge after everyone else is asleep
- Surfing the internet without parental guidance
This list, however, is constantly growing and evolving, so it isn't known if this list is complete.
The Lil' Roadies section in the stands persists, with the 2-5 and 2-5 adjacent (for non-human children) section titled, "King Toddlers" in reference to Tot "King Tot" Clark.
The older band mates have noted that the Lil' Roadies play a mean game of clalvinball.
They have, inexplicably, claimed batter Oliver Mueller as their "most favoritist player".
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