Terrell Bradley

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Terrell Bradley is a pitcher for the Tokyo Lift, and has been with the team since the Season 21 elections. Bradley has played for the Hawai'i Fridays, Yellowstone Magic, Seattle Garages, Charleston Shoe Thieves.

Official League Records

Bradley joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Hawai'i Fridays with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season 4 elections, Bradley was affected by the Alternate Reality decree, resulting in a combined 6.7 -> 9.2 stat increase.

During the Season 5 elections, Bradley's baserunning fell half a star as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing. This was later regained as a result of the Shoe Thieves' Mutually Arising blessing during the Season 6 elections.

On Season 7, Day 73, Bradley was exchanged to the Yellowstone Magic due to Feedback. Bradley was replaced by Alyssa Harrell.

During the Season 8 elections, Bradley retreated to the Seattle Garages' Shadows in exchange for Chorby Short via the Lottery Pick blessing, becoming a pitcher in the process.

During the Season 16 elections, Bradley's defense was increased by 3.2 -> 3.4 and Bradley's pitching was increased by 2.9 -> 3.3 as a result of the Garages' Shadow Defense Practice and Shadow Pitching Practice blessings.

On Season 18, Day 37, Bradley joined the Garages' active roster in exchange for Mike Townsend as a result of The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility's Fax Machine. On Season 18, Day 45, Bradley retreated to the Garages' Shadows in exchange for Fitzgerald Wanderlust as a result of The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility's Fax Machine.

On Season 19, Day 10, Bradley joined the Garages' active roster in exchange for Tot Clark as a result of The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility's Fax Machine. On Day 117, in the final game of the Internet Series, Bradley retreated to the Garages' Shadows in exchange for Nolanestophia Patterson as a result of The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility's Fax Machine.

On Season 20, Day 12, Bradley joined the Garages' active roster in exchange for Magi Ruiz as a result of The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility's Fax Machine.

Bradley was traded to the Charleston Shoe Thieves in exchange for Oliver Loofah during the Season 20 elections via the Garages' Equivalent Exchange will, becoming a lineup player in the process.

On Season 21, Day 73, Bradley retreated to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for Vernon Shotwell at the Choux Stadium via the Ratified Voicemail. On Day 98, Bradley joined the Shoe Thieves' pitching rotation in exchange for Blood Hamburger as a result of Choux Stadium's Fax Machine.

Bradley was traded to the Tokyo Lift in exchange for Inky Rutledge during the Season 21 elections via the Shoe Thieves' Equivalent Exchange will.

Over the course of Season 23, Bradley entered and exited the Lift's Shadows two times as a result of Tokyo Fitness Center Fax Machine events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.

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Background

The following information was uncovered, documented, and annotated by Lance Serotonin, researcher at The Atlantean Facility for Interdimensional Studies and Hypotheses, as part of an ongoing research project into the history of the Tokyo Adrift.

Early records

Terrell Bradley was an experienced ship’s cook long before his recruitment by Captain Jan Canberra[citation needed]. “Pa Bradley” seems to have been popular not just with crewmates but in every port at which his vessel docked, sharing his hard-won wisdom and even hosting cookery schools for local children when tides and winds allowed.

Bradley's duties saw him spend much time below deck, away from the action and thus absent for large portions of the written record. He is however depicted in one crude thumbnail sketch in the logbook of galleon Perpetua Veneris, wearing a pair of oven gloves and clutching what has been interpreted as an experimental barbed cannonball (Serotonin, S21) or an ordinary pineapple (Serotonin, S23).

His first brush with the Tokyo Adrift came when that ship’s crew raced his own to claim a great treasure. The deciding engagement was an ambush under Bradley’s watch and he was singled out for humiliation; a pistol-waving Gerund Pantheocide forced him to caper and jig before Cory Ross shoved him through a hatch into the darkness of an empty hold.

With the Tokyo Adrift

He resurfaces some time later as chief cook aboard the Adrift itself, bearing no apparent ill will for his earlier treatment. Indeed the crew appear to have considered him a source of great encouragement, an artist in the galley and a tireless deckhand. After the Encasement of Cudi Di Batterino he is noted as “doing the work of two men, for good or ill”. In one particular manuscript uncovered in Atlantis, an unnamed author describes Bradley first as “Cap’n Canberra’s right hand”, only to score this out and substitute “the Captain’s trusted assistant”. The significance of this rephrasing is sadly lost, and research is ongoing.


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