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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Allison Courtney Paige Abbott is a left-fielder and musician. She is known for playing both the stylophone and banjo, and carrying around a bat with nails hammered into it.
I've got a freakin' nail bat. And if you mess with me, I'll destroy you!!!!
I only strike out swinging or hit triples, if you want someone else to play for the bean counters or some shit, you can screw around with Greer Gwiffin or something. IDGAF.
On the Seattle Garages
Abbott was a stylophone player for The Experience (Seattle Garages). In addition to her duties to her team and her band, she owns a photocopier on which several Seattle-area underground zines were printed, including LIVING IN THE HECK HOUSE, GRLSNBLSBLL (pronounced "girls in blaseball"), and THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY, the official zine of the Garages.
Shortly after the loss of Tiana Cash, in Season 3, Abbott made the zine Ashes to Ashes. Then, that same season after Derrick Krueger was lost, Abbott made the zine Lost Friends. When asked about the two zines all Abbott had to say was, "I'm sick of seeing my friends incinerated."
Blaseball scholars claim that Abbott is, potentially, one of the most talented batters in the sport. However, her nail-bat puts her at a significant disadvantage, as the ball will often get stuck to the bat, which is counted as a strike. Abbott reportedly becomes enraged if this is ever pointed out.
On the Dallas Steaks
Upon her arrival in Dallas in Season 8, Abbott quickly made friends with another newcomer to the team, Rai Spliff. Rai introduced Allison to the world of roller derby through the Dallas Bad Butchers as a place for her to take out aggression between blaseball games. In the first bout Abbott saw, one of the players broke their arm in a nasty fall. Abbott became an instant fan.
Abbott also found herself with more time after being separated from Seattle’s busy music scene. She decided to fill some space by learning the banjo. Abbott had long been interested in delving into folk punk, and this was as good a time as any. Fans of stylophone music are eager to hear the results.
- Allison Abbott and San Francisco Lovers batter Kichiro Guerra are in a relationship. Their ship name is "Kiss My Bat".
The following songs are about Allison Abbott:
- ღKichEUROღ ↬【Nightcore】cover by june september, original by shout
- nail to the heart by em grace
- bad vibes by em grace
- parking lot woes (demo) by yana
- she's dead and i'm someone else. by riley
Additionally, the following songs mention Allison Abbott:
- at the end of the day by dallin grimm
Card by @i_APX_86
Allison Breaks Something by @MLeeLunsford
Allison at Bat by @ArachnidArt
Nail Bat by @MLeeLunsford
Allison fielding by @tsawac
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Allison with her hubcap banjo by @MLeeLunsford
Allison Abbott readies herself to fight gods in Season 10 by @MLeeLunsford
Allison performing with Summers Pony, by @tsawac
Allison by Cori
Allison by Eli
- No relation to the mid-30s Seattle Garage Band "The Experience"
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