Seattle Garages/Season 13

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In Season β13, the Seattle Garages finished seventh in the Mild League and fifteenth in the ILB. The Garages entered partytime on Day 89 and were not drawn for the postseason. In the Season β13 Election, snackholders voted to Infuse pitcher Alaynabella Hollywood and Foreshadow returned pitcher Jaylen Hotdogfingers, bringing Nolanestophia Patterson out of the Shadows. Paula Turnip was targeted for exchange by the Hades Tigers, returning Carmelo Plums. Goodwin Morin was also targeted for exchange by the Tokyo Lift, returning Lotus Mango. The Garages were blessed with Stow Away, which added new player Magi Ruiz to their rotation, increasing it to eight players.

Starting Roster

Lineup Rotation
Bench Bullpen


Roster Changes and Notable Games

  • On Day 5, Oliver Mueller was the first Garage swept elsewhere.
    • Mueller returned 14 days later on Day 19.
  • On Day 22, Oliver Mueller was once again swept elsewhere.
    • Mueller returned 11 days later on Day 33.
  • On Day 64, former Garages pitcher Jaylen Hotdogfingers returned to the team when they were caught in the feedback and switched places with Mindy Kugel . (Watch here on Before).
  • On Day 82, Paula Turnip was swept elsewhere.
    • Turnip returned 12 days later on Day 94.
  • On Day 91, Goodwin Morin partied.
    • Morin's combined rating increased by .
  • On Day 96, first time pitcher Alaynabella Hollywood earned their first pitching win. (Watch here on Before).
    • Jaylen Hotdogfingers also partied on Day 96. Their combined rating increased by .
  • On Day 97, Arturo Huerta partied. (Watch here on Before).
    • Day 97 is widely recognized as Huerta's birthday, as he has partied three times on that day.
    • Huerta's combined rating increased by .

Election Outcomes


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    • The Garages vote to infuse Alaynabella Hollywood.
    • Alaynabella Hollywood is Infused.
      • Combined 5.6 10.4
    • Infuse - 35% of all Garages Will Votes
      This Filing - 78% of Garages Infuse Votes
      Final Odds - 27% chance of happening.
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    • The Garages chose to bring Nolanestophia Patterson forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Jaylen Hotdogfingers.
    • The Garages made a roster move.
    • Jaylen Hotdogfingers entered the Shadows.
      • Combined 11.1 11.8
    • Foreshadow - 38% of all Garages Will Votes
      This Filing - 81% of Garages Foreshadow Votes
      Final Odds - 31% chance of happening.

Two additional wills affected the Seattle Garages:


Season Overview

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The Garages Suck/The Return

A bar graph depicting the Season 13 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season. We'll suck forever.

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