Henry Marshallow

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Henry Marshallow is a lineup player for the Seattle Garages and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Marshallow has previously played for the Philly Pies.

Official League Records

Marshallow joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Seattle Garages on Season β3, Day 80 after the incineration of Derrick Krueger.

On Season β9, Day 21, Marshallow was exchanged to the Philly Pies due to Feedback. Marshallow was replaced by Jaylen Hotdogfingers.

During the Coffee Cup, Marshallow played for Royal PoS as a pitcher.

During the Season β13 elections, all of Marshallow's stats were increased as a result of the Pies' Infuse will.

During the Season β14 elections, Marshallow received the Maximalist modification as a result of the Garages' receiving the Min-Maxing blessing.

On Season β20, day 28, Marshallow retreated to the Pies' Shadows in exchange for Tiana Takahashi as a result of On Day 51, Marshallow rejoined the active roster in exchange for Lucy Tokkan via the Fax Machine.

On Season β22, Day 90, Marshallow retreated to the Pies' Shadows in exchange for Lucy Tokkan via the Tastycake Stadium's Fax Machine.

Marshallow ended the Expansion Era with 3.3 in Batting, 3.5 in Pitching, 2.5 in Baserunning, and 4.4 in Defense. Marshallow had a Holey Skate Necklace of Fourtitude and the Unstable and Maximalist modifications.

During the October 28, 2022 Fall Ball, Marshallow fell to the Seattle Garages. On Season 1, Day 1 of the Return(s), Marshallow became a lineup player for the Garages.

During the Season 1 elections, Marshallow gained a boost of 0.2 to their Thwack as a result of the Garages' Guess Whose Thwack Blessing.

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Personal Life

Henry Marshallow is a sentient marshmallow, standing at 2" tall. No one is quite sure how he manages to pitch the ball, only that one moment there is not a ball, and suddenly there is one hurtling towards the batter. Communicating with Marshallow requires his publicist to be nearby to translate, as it is difficult to discern what he is saying through all the uwus. Rumors suggest he got his tattoo of a heart on his body by killing a man, but any time reporters attempt to ask, they are overwhelmed by his cuteness and are unable to inquire further.


Fan Works