Baby Triumphant

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Baby Triumphant is a pitcher for the Seattle Garages, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Triumphant previously played for the Chicago Firefighters.

Official League Record

Triumphant joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Chicago Firefighters withthe Return of Blaseball.

During the Season β5 elections, Triumphant's defense rating increased by as a result of the Katamari blessing.

On Season β9, Day 7, Triumphant siphoned some of Breckenridge Jazz Hands lineup player Tamara Crankit's defensive ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, increasing their own ability to .

During the Coffee Cup, Triumphant played for the Light & Sweet Electric Co. as a lineup player.

Triumphant was hit by reverb on Season β12, Day 26 and gained the Reverberating modification.

During the Season β21 elections, Triumphant gained the 2x modification as a result of the Firefighters' Magnify will.

Triumphant ended the Expansion Era with 5.3 in Batting, 2.1 in Pitching, 3 in Baserunning, and 3.3 in Defense. Richardson had a necklace and the 2x, Reverberating, and Scattered modifications.

During the November 25, 2022 Fall Ball, Triumphant fell to the Seattle Garages. On Season 1, Day 1 of the Return(s), Triumphant became a pitcher for the Garages.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

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Triumphant's form is notoriously difficult to grasp. He appears to fans as alternately a human infant no more than 9 months of age, a powerful grey alien humanoid, or the beautiful son of the San Francisco Lovers polycule by way of player Knight Triumphant.

Or so it would seem. Baby Triumphant is a tiny baby with massive, hypermuscular arms. They are very good at hitting because of their massive, hypermuscular arms and their tiny strike zone, but are bad at running the bases because they're a baby.

Like all of us, they are from Chicago. Her jersey number is 312.

Fan Works


Baby Triumphant is mentioned in the following song:


For more fanfiction, see the Baby Triumphant tag on AO3.