Seattle Garages/Season 5
In Season β5, the Seattle Garages finished fifth in the Evil League and eighth in the ILB. The team experienced no feedbacks, no incinerations, and two lineup reverbs during the season. The Garages received no blessings in the Season β5 Election.
Starting Roster
Lineup | Rotation |
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Bench | Bullpen |
Season
Roster Changes
- On Day 16, the Garages' Lineup was shuffled in the reverb. (Watch here on Before).
- Batter Greer Gwiffin was so disoriented by the reverb that he immediately hit into a double play.
- Malik Destiny, Theodore Duende, and Oliver Mueller shuffled, leaving Mueller in the leadoff position.
- Luis Acevedo, Lang Richardson, and Allison Abbott shuffled, placing Richardson in the cleanup slot.
- Cedric Spliff and Greer Gwiffin switched places.
- Recent addition Farrell Seagull was the only player not to change slots.
New Lineup Post Day 16 |
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- On Day 92, the Garages' Lineup was shuffled in the reverb again. (Watch here on Before).
- This Reverb placed Farrell Seagull in the leadoff slot, Allison Abbott in the cleanup slot, and Luis Acevedo in the last slot.
New Lineup Post Day 92 |
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Election Outcomes
Decrees
One Decree affected the Seattle Garages:
- High Filter passed with 39,656 votes and 26% of all decree votes.
- BLOOD FILLS THE TUB
- FOUR ARE DIPPED IN
- FIGHT FOR THE SURFACE
- A LADDER OF BODIES
- PORCELAIN CRACKS
- The Seattle Garages were given Blood Donor and sorted into Mild High.
- + Blood Donor
- The Seattle Garages were given Blood Donor and sorted into Mild High.
Blessings
The Seattle Garages won no blessings.
Season Overview

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Caught In The Reverb
In Season β5, the Seattle Garages continued their slow upward climb. Led by perennial star batters Theodore Duende, Oliver Mueller, and the recently alternated Malik Destiny and supported by standout pitcher Henry Marshallow and the recently redeemed Mike Townsend, the team turned out a very respectable performance in the early season and once again overcame their now-characteristic midseason slump to finish a season with a winning record for the first time in franchise history. The first reverb the band faced seemed to only reinvigorate their performance, optimizing their lineup for small ball, a Seattle favorite strategy. At the end of the season, a second lineup shuffle further optimized the team, making them feel like a new band.[1]
Mild Highs
With the passage of the High Filter Decree restructuring the league, the Seattle Garages left the Chaotic Evil division for their new home, Mild High. The reshuffle placed both of Seattle's rivals, the Sunbeams and Spies, in the opposite conference. The Seattle Garages won no blessings in Season 5.
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Shadows | ||
Buried | Jasper Destiny · Rigby Friedrich · Chandra Blortles · Pedro Davids | |
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Stats | NEW Seasons | 1 · 2 |
Beta Seasons | β1 · β2 · β3 · β4 · β5 · β6 · β7 · β8 · β9 · β10 · β11 · β12 · β13 · β14 · β15 · β16 · β17 · β18 · β19 · β20 · β21 · β22 · β23 · β24 | |
Ballpark | The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility | |
Community Lore | ||
Community | United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers · Seattle Garages Stadium and Training Volunteers · Seattle Garages Lil' Roadies | |
Places | Dark Seattle · Seattle Gum Wall · Ron Monstera Memorial Cat Cafe and Sanctuary · Seattle Shadows Co-op | |
History | Seattle Garages's History · Jamazon · Dark Seattle Corporates · Operation DEBT Collection | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
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