Seattle Garages/Season 5

🎸 Seattle Garages
Season 5
Dates	August 31, 2020 - September 6, 2020
← Previous	Season 4
Next →	Season 6
Results
Overall Record	52-47
Partytime	Day 96
Divine Favor	19
Division	3rd in Evil Chaotic
League	5th in Evil League
ILB Placement	8th overall
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β05 16 The Garages had their lineup shuffled. 🎸     Reverb β05 92 The Garages had their lineup shuffled. 🎸     Reverb
Decrees
High Filter   The Seattle Garages were sorted into Mild High   +  Blood DonorIn the Blood Bath each season, this team will donate Stars to a division opponent that finished behind them in the standings.
Blessings
None

In Season β5, the Seattle Garages finished fifth in the Evil League and eighth in the ILB. The team experienced no feedbacks, no incinerations, and two lineup reverbs during the season. The Garages received no blessings in the Season β5 Election.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Malik Destiny Theodore Duende Farrell Seagull Luis Acevedo Cedric Spliff Lang Richardson Oliver Mueller Allison Abbott Greer Gwiffin	Mike Townsend Tot Clark Arturo Huerta Ron Monstera Henry Marshallow
Bench	Bullpen
Mcdowell Karim Sparks Beans Oliver Loofah	Lenny Marijuana Schneider Blanco Antonio Mccall Leticia Snyder Chorby Short Daniel Benedicte Goodwin Morin Tillman Wan

Season

Roster Changes

• On Day 16, the Garages' Lineup was shuffled in the reverb. (Watch here on Before).
  • Batter Greer Gwiffin was so disoriented by the reverb that he immediately hit into a double play.
  • Malik Destiny, Theodore Duende, and Oliver Mueller shuffled, leaving Mueller in the leadoff position.
  • Luis Acevedo, Lang Richardson, and Allison Abbott shuffled, placing Richardson in the cleanup slot.
  • Cedric Spliff and Greer Gwiffin switched places.
  • Recent addition Farrell Seagull was the only player not to change slots.

• On Day 92, the Garages' Lineup was shuffled in the reverb again. (Watch here on Before).
  • This Reverb placed Farrell Seagull in the leadoff slot, Allison Abbott in the cleanup slot, and Luis Acevedo in the last slot.

Election Outcomes

Decrees

One Decree affected the Seattle Garages:

• High Filter passed with 39,656 votes and 26% of all decree votes.
  • BLOOD FILLS THE TUB
  • FOUR ARE DIPPED IN
  • FIGHT FOR THE SURFACE
  • A LADDER OF BODIES
  • PORCELAIN CRACKS
    • The Seattle Garages were given  Blood Donor and sorted into Mild High.
      • +  Blood Donor

Blessings

The Seattle Garages won no blessings.

Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Caught In The Reverb

A bar graph depicting the Season 5 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season. We'll suck forever.

In Season β5, the Seattle Garages continued their slow upward climb. Led by perennial star batters Theodore Duende, Oliver Mueller, and the recently alternated Malik Destiny and supported by standout pitcher Henry Marshallow and the recently redeemed Mike Townsend, the team turned out a very respectable performance in the early season and once again overcame their now-characteristic midseason slump to finish a season with a winning record for the first time in franchise history. The first reverb the band faced seemed to only reinvigorate their performance, optimizing their lineup for small ball, a Seattle favorite strategy. At the end of the season, a second lineup shuffle further optimized the team, making them feel like a new band.

Mild Highs

With the passage of the High Filter Decree restructuring the league, the Seattle Garages left the Chaotic Evil division for their new home, Mild High. The reshuffle placed both of Seattle's rivals, the Sunbeams and Spies, in the opposite conference. The Seattle Garages won no blessings in Season 5.