Seattle Garages (Gamma 2)

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This page is about an alternate universe Short Circuits Team. For the mainline Team, see the Seattle Garages.

Seattle Garages
Logo by zandterbird
League	Internet League Blaseball (Gamma 2)
Subleague	Evil
Division	Solid
Modifications	Under ReviewThis Team is Under Review...
Home Location	Seattle
Team Slogan	"Park It!"
Team Colors	#2b4075, #5a83ea
Emoji	🎸
Championships	●
Team Abbreviation	SEA
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Team Page
Variants
Short Circuits	Seattle Garages (Gamma 1) Seattle Garages (Gamma 3) Seattle Garages (Gamma 4)

The Seattle Garages are a Gamma 2 Internet League Blaseball team in the Evil Division of the Solid League. They have been a part of Gamma 2 since Season 1 and won the Internet Series in Season 2. After the Microphone shorted out in Gamma 2, their status is unknown.

Roster

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Lineup	Rotation
Lincoln Blortles Genesis Barrera Dagger Silverware Didi Müller Augustus Betelgeuse Owen Fiasco Luce Honeycrisp Yips Kaneko Gavin Hosta	Mugs Cone Miria Senior Berger Bronzebell Taj Dropper
Shadows
Cobra Wilds Albatross Rockefeller Luigi McBeth Eliot Judey Julius Harmony Alford Wobble Matthew Reid Layla Pork George Lanyard

Player History

Date	Removed		Added		Cause
01 99	-		Layla Pork		Postseason Birth
02 99	-		George Lanyard		Postseason Birth
02 EL	Malin Jolly		-		Will 🎸	Charge

Season Results

Season	Finish			Wins	Record	Postseason	Season Summary
	League	Conference	Division
1	1st	1st	1st	63	63-36	Division Series: Defeated Philly Pies 2-0 Conference Championships: Defeated by Chicago Firefighters 1-3	Complete Summary
2	3rd	3rd	1st	61	61-38	Division Series: Defeated Ohio Worms 2-0 Conference Championships: Defeated Chicago Firefighters 3-1 Internet Series: Defeated Canada Moist Talkers 3-1	Complete Summary

Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

The Seattle Garages are ILB Champions. Since their assembly by team captain Lincoln Blortles, the team has been wildly successful, earning the most wins of any team in the inaugural season of the ILB and taking home a well deserved trophy in Season 2. In addition to their efforts on the field, the Garages are also a successful folkpunk band. The Band plays out of Seattle, a small rural city located in the Duwamish Valley and surrounded by acres of farmland, including Farms of the Greater Seattle Area#Honeycrisp Orchard. Recently, a large corporation headed by Homespun Eric has been attempting to commercialize the surrounding area, buying up land and opening Farms of the Greater Seattle Area#Arrow Acres Berry Farm And Amusement Park, which is, according to Garages pitcher Miria Senior, "A rather gauche tourist trap 'inspired' by the area." Community efforts are ongoing to prevent the further spread of this new corporation.

The Garages play their home games at Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility. The Big Garage, as it is also known, was formerly an airplane hanger, but was reclaimed by the team after it was abandoned due to the premature collapse of Bloeing, an unsuccessful aerospace company.

The Garages are an anarcho-syndicalist collective.