Seattle Garages (Gamma 4)

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This page is about an alternate universe Short Circuits Team. For the mainline Team, see the Seattle Garages.

Seattle Garages
Logo by zandterbird
League	Internet League Blaseball (Gamma 4)
Subleague	Downtempo
Division	Dirge
Modifications	Under ReviewThis Team is Under Review...
Home Location	Seattle
Team Slogan	"Park It!"
Team Colors	#2b4075, #5a83ea
Emoji	🎸
Team Abbreviation	SEA
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Team Page
Variants
Short Circuits	Seattle Garages (Gamma 1) Seattle Garages (Gamma 2) Seattle Garages (Gamma 3)

The Seattle Garages are a Gamma 4 Internet League Blaseball team in the Dirge Division of the Downtempo Conference. They have been a part of Gamma 4 since Season 1. After the Microphone shorted out in Gamma 4, their status is unknown.

Roster

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Lineup	Rotation
Juan Mercado Cravel Larue Damian Wrong Shaquille Hearst Nevaeh Flapper Alice Day Santiago Wright Curtis Hendricks	Ajax Black Bernie Phlegm Dulce Large Sandra Valdrada Ilhan Snowfall
Shadows
Agnes Chew Aiden Painter Anthony Planet Junior Kent Orlando Marzen Glue Crem Maverick Haycox

Player History

Date	Removed		Added			Cause
01 75	Bianca Siphonophore		Juan Mercado	🏋️‍		Feedback
01 137	Ryan Bluff*		Cravel Larue	🎸		Incineration
01 175	Clara Knapp		Damian Wrong	🔥		Feedback
01 EL	Dimi Wobbler		-			Will 🎸	Charge
01 EL	Dimi Wobbler		-			Will 🎸	Charge
01 EL	Dimi Wobbler		-			Will 🎸	Charge

*Ryan Bluff remained on the roster until the end of Day 147, despite being deceased.

Season Results

Season	Finish			Wins	Record	Postseason	Charged	Season Summary
	League	Conference	Division
1	23rd	12th	6th	61	61-101	Entered Party Time on Day 113 (Midseason Fiesta) and Day 189	Dimi Wobbler	Complete Summary

Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

The Seattle Garages, formerly of Earth, have gone intergalactic. They operate out of the Luis Acevedo Memorial Climate Pledge Astrobiological Research Facility and Psychoacoustic Spaceport, referred to affectionately as The Station, a large spaceship modeled after the observation deck of the Space Needle. The Garages are the operators of KGAR, a pirate radio station which broadcasts Garages' blaseball games, radio shows hosted by members of the band, and even live sets. To cover up their technically illegal broadcasting activities, the band masquerades as an astrobiology research station run by Dr. Ilhan Snowfall, PhD. and specializing in the study of the Interstellar Blanket Octopus, a rare and highly evolved cousin of the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus.

The Garages play their home games at Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility, also known as the Big Garage, which is located on the upper level of the Station. Fans of the team describe them as "generally okay at blaseball" and "amateurs, but like good ones, ya know?" and generally agree that the team could use better pitching. A representative of the team responded to these criticisms with the following statement.

████ that. Who said we were playing blaseball to win anyway?

The Garages are an anarcho-syndicalist collective.