Seattle Garages (Gamma 4)
This page is about an alternate universe Short Circuits Team. For the mainline Team, see the Seattle Garages.
The Seattle Garages are a Gamma 4 Internet League Blaseball team in the Dirge Division of the Downtempo Conference. They have been a part of Gamma 4 since Season 1. After the Microphone shorted out in Gamma 4, their status is unknown.
Roster
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Lineup | Rotation |
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Shadows | |
Player History
Date | Removed | Added | Cause | ||||
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01 75 | Bianca Siphonophore | Juan Mercado | 🏋️ | Feedback ![]() |
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01 137 | Ryan Bluff* | Cravel Larue | 🎸 | Incineration ![]() |
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01 175 | Clara Knapp | Damian Wrong | 🔥 | Feedback ![]() |
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01 EL | Dimi Wobbler | - | Will 🎸 | Charge | |||
01 EL | Dimi Wobbler | - | Will 🎸 | Charge | |||
01 EL | Dimi Wobbler | - | Will 🎸 | Charge |
*Ryan Bluff remained on the roster until the end of Day 147, despite being deceased.
Season Results
Season | Finish | Wins | Record | Postseason | Charged | Season Summary | ||
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League | Conference | Division | ||||||
1 | 23rd | 12th | 6th | 61 | 61-101 | Entered Party Time on Day 113 (Midseason Fiesta) and Day 189 | Dimi Wobbler | Complete Summary |
Team Overview

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
The Seattle Garages, formerly of Earth, have gone intergalactic. They operate out of the Luis Acevedo Memorial Climate Pledge Astrobiological Research Facility and Psychoacoustic Spaceport, referred to affectionately as The Station, a large spaceship modeled after the observation deck of the Space Needle. The Garages are the operators of KGAR, a pirate radio station which broadcasts Garages' blaseball games, radio shows hosted by members of the band, and even live sets. To cover up their technically illegal broadcasting activities, the band masquerades as an astrobiology research station run by Dr. Ilhan Snowfall, PhD. and specializing in the study of the Interstellar Blanket Octopus, a rare and highly evolved cousin of the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus.
The Garages play their home games at Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility, also known as the Big Garage, which is located on the upper level of the Station. Fans of the team describe them as "generally okay at blaseball" and "amateurs, but like good ones, ya know?" and generally agree that the team could use better pitching. A representative of the team responded to these criticisms with the following statement.
████ that. Who said we were playing blaseball to win anyway?
The Garages are an anarcho-syndicalist collective.
Players | Batters | |
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Pitchers | ||
Shadows | ||
Buried | Jasper Destiny · Rigby Friedrich · Chandra Blortles · Pedro Davids | |
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Stats | NEW Seasons | 1 · 2 |
Beta Seasons | β1 · β2 · β3 · β4 · β5 · β6 · β7 · β8 · β9 · β10 · β11 · β12 · β13 · β14 · β15 · β16 · β17 · β18 · β19 · β20 · β21 · β22 · β23 · β24 | |
Ballpark | The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility | |
Community Lore | ||
Community | United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers · Seattle Garages Stadium and Training Volunteers · Seattle Garages Lil' Roadies | |
Places | Dark Seattle · Seattle Gum Wall · Ron Monstera Memorial Cat Cafe and Sanctuary · Seattle Shadows Co-op | |
History | Seattle Garages's History · Jamazon · Dark Seattle Corporates · Operation DEBT Collection | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
Park It! |