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The Boston Flowers are an Internet League Blaseball team in the Chaotic Good division of the Good Conference. They have been a part of the ILB since Season AA. During the Discipline Era, the Flowers competed in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League, until the Season 5 High Filter decree disbanded the Good and Evil Leagues. This placed them in the Wild Low division of the Wild League where they remained for the rest of the Discipline Era and for the entire Expansion Era.

Roster

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Expansion Era

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Player History

For a list of all former players, see Category:Former Boston Flowers Players.

Date Removed Added Cause
Toggle Intrateam Moves (Fax, Voicemail, etc.)
β02 76 Hurley Pacheco Nic Winkler 🌹 Incineration
β03 05 Bryanayah Chang Hotbox Sato 🌹 Incineration
β03 47 Jorge Ito Caligula Lotus 🌹 Incineration
β03 82 Isaac Rubberman Vito Kravitz 🌹 Incineration
β04 54 Vito Kravitz Moses Mason 🌮 Feedback
β04 58 Hotbox Sato Morrow Doyle 👟 Feedback
β04 59 Matheo Carpenter Gloria Bugsnax 🌹 Incineration
β04 98 Morrow Doyle Inez Owens 🌹 Incineration
β06 31 Caligula Lotus Hiroto Cerna 🌹 Incineration
β06 80 Beck Whitney Hahn Fox 🚤 Feedback
β06 EL Hahn Fox Alaynabella Hollywood 🌞 Blessing (🌹) Vulture
β07 EL - Glabe Moon 🌹 Blessing (🌹) New Recruit
β09 99 - Kiki Junior Jr 🌹 Playoff Birth
β09 EL - Scores Baserunner 🌹 Blessing (🌹) New Recruit
β11 99 - Zesty Yaboi 🌹 Playoff Birth
β12 EL Alaynabella Hollywood Nagomi Mcdaniel 🎸 Will (🌹) Exchange
β12 EL King Weatherman Cory Twelve ✨ Will (✨) Exchange
β13 EL - Sutton Picklestein 🌹 Will (🌹) Plunder
β13 EL Sutton Picklestein Lenny Spruce 🍬 Will (🍬) Plunder
β14 LS - Wyatt Mason VI 🌹 Second Wyatt Masoning
β14 99 Wyatt Mason VI - 🌹 Static
β14 99 - Tad Blortles 🌹 Playoff Birth
β14 EL Glabe Moon Schneider Bendie 📱 Will (🌹) Exchange
β14 EL Nagomi McDaniel Parker Parra 🦀 Will (🦀) Exchange
β15 EL Parker Parra Brock Forbes 🦀 Will (🌹) Equivalent Exchange
β16 2 Moses Mason Salih Ultrabass 🌹 Incineration
β16 EL - Chorby Soul 🌹 Will (🌹) Plunder
β16 EL Chorby Soul Silvaire Roadhouse 🦀 Will (🦀) Plunder
β16 EL Schneider Bendie Glabe Moon 📱 Will (🌹) Equivalent Exchange
β17 36 Hiroto Cerna Allan Kranch 🌹 Incineration
β17 EL Castillo Turner Chorby Short 📱 Will (📱) Equivalent Exchange
β18 LS - Nagomi Mcdaniel II 🌹 Gift Shop
β18 99 - Enid Slumps 🌹 Playoff Birth
β18 EL Jacob Haynes Hierophantic Foible 🍬 Will (🍬) Equivalent Exchange
β18 EL Allan Kranch Jaylen Hotdogfingers 🛠️ Will (🌹) Equivalent Exchange
β18 EL Nagomi Mcdaniel II - Dust
β18 EL - NaN 🌹 Roamin'
β19 99 - Maisy Lazarus 🌹 Playoff Birth
β19 EL Hierophantic Foible Jacob Haynes 🍬 Will (🌹) Equivalent Exchange
β19 EL NaN - 🌮 Roamin'
β20 LS - Chorby Soul VII 🌹 Gift Shop
β20 99 - Marf Whammy 🌹 Playoff Birth
β20 EL Chorby Soul VII - Dust
β21 LS - Pitching Machine III 🌹 Gift Shop
β21 EL Silvaire Roadhouse Adalberto Tosser 🦀 Will (🌹) Equivalent Exchange
β21 EL Castillo Turner Chorby Short 📱 Will📱 Equivalent Exchange
β21 EL Pitching Machine III - Dust
β22 19 Brock Forbes Backpatch Rolsenthal 🌹 Incineration
β22 54 - Kathy Mathews 👐 Super Roamin'
β22 63 Kathy Mathews - 🎸 Super Roamin'
β22 LS - Liquid Friend XV 🌹 Gift Shop
β22 LS - Uncle Plasma XV 🌹 Gift Shop
β22 99 - Vernon Sierpinski 🌹 Playoff Birth
β22 EL Chorby Short Castillo Turner 🏝️ Will (🌹) Equivalent Exchange
β22 EL - Chorby Short 🏝️ Will (🌹) Move
β22 EL Castillo Turner - 🎸 Blessing(🎸) Gachapon
β22 EL Liquid Friend XV - Dust
β22 EL Uncle Plasma XV - Dust
β22 EL - Baldwin Breadwinner 🏋️‍ Super Roamin'
β23 9 Chorby Short - 📱 Super Roamin'
β23 69 - Campos Arias 👐 Phantom Thieves Guild
β23 83 - Lowe Forbes 👐 Phantom Thieves Guild
β23 88 - Cat McSriff 🍗 Phantom Thieves Guild
β23 99 - Cricket Buttercup 🌹 Playoff Birth
β23 117 Adalberto Tosser - 💫 Drafted to Semi-Centennial
β23 117 Jaylen Hotdogfingers - 💫 Drafted to Semi-Centennial
β23 117 - Adalberto Tosser 💫 Returned from Semi-Centennial
β23 117 - Sutton Picklestein 💫 Drafted from Semi-Centennial
β23 117 - Jada Frederick 💫 Drafted from Semi-Centennial
β23 EL Stephanie Schmitt - 🌮 Blessing (🌮) Gachapon
β23 EL Glabe Moon Sutton Bishop 🏅 Blessing(🌹) Season 23: Vault Swap
β24 4 Adalberto Tosser Ruffian Scrobbles 🌹 Incineration
β24 36 Cat McSriff - 🕵️ Phantom Thieves Guild


Season Results

The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)

Season Wins Record Division Placement Season Notes
1 53 53-46 2nd
  • Held a 53-46 record at the end of Season 1, second-best in their division and fourth-best in their subleague.
  • The Flowers won against the Yellowstone Magic in the quarterfinals.
  • The Flowers lost against the Chicago Firefighters in the semifinals, ending their post-season run.
  • Received no blessings at the end of Season 1, and were not the target of any decrees. Their lineup remained intact, as well.
2 51 51-48 1st
  • Held a 51-48 record at the end of Season 2, the best in their division.
  • Won 3-2 against the Chicago Firefighters in the quarterfinals.
  • The Flowers lost 3-0 against the Charleston Shoe Thieves in the semifinals, ending their post-season run.
  • Received no blessings at the end of Season 2, and were not the target of any decrees. Their lineup remained intact, as well.
3 42 42-57 5th
  • Held a 42-57 record at the end of Season 3, the worst in their division.
  • The Flowers did not advance to the postseason.
  • Received no blessings at the end of Season 3, and were not the target of any decrees. Their lineup remained intact, as well.
  • Three players were incinerated during this season - Bryanayah Chang, Jorge Ito and Isaac Rubberman.
4 44 44-55 4th
  • Held a 44-55 record at the end of Season 4, tied with the Hawai'i Fridays for 4th place in the Chaotic Good division.
  • The Flowers did not advance to the postseason.
  • Defeated the Unlimited Tacos in the longest game in Blaseball history, a 24 inning long game that ended with a 2-1 Flowers win.
  • The Alternate Reality decree affected Dunn Keyes and Inez Owens.
  • Received the Getting in Their Heads (Literally) blessing, which impaired the maximum vibes of their Chaotic Good division opponents by 7%.
  • Received the Exploratory Surgeries blessing, which their worst pitchers' stats. Chambers Simmons went from zero stars to , and Dunn Keyes went from to .
5 40 40-59 5th
  • Held a 40-59 record at the end of Season 5, and finished last in the Chaotic Good division.
  • The Flowers did not advance to the postseason.
  • The High Filter decree moved the Flowers to the Low division of the Wild League and gave them the Blood Winner modification.
  • The Flowers were not affected by any blessings.
6 51 51-48 1st
  • Held a 51-48 record at the end of Season 6 (their first winning season since Season 2), and were the winners of the WIld Low division.
  • Advanced to the postseason on the strength of their Divine Favor over the New York Millennials, and were defeated in the Round of 8 by the Baltimore Crabs, 3 games to 0.
  • Received the Sharing Signs blessing, which improved the Wild Low's hitting rating by 10% and impaired their pitching by -5%.
  • Were subjected to the Move the Mounds Closer blessing, which improved the Wild Low's pitching by 10% and impaired their hitting rating by -5%.
  • Although they won the Wild Low division, they did not receive any stars from Blood Winner due to the postponement of the Bloodbath in Season 6.
7 28 28-71 5th
  • Held a 28-71 record at the end of Season 7, and finished last in the Wild Low division.
  • The Flowers did not advance to the postseason.
  • The Flowers entered Enhanced Party Time on Day 76, breaking the Regular Season Speedrun record set by the Unlimited Tacos in Season β5. A record that would later be beat by the Hawai'i Fridays in Season β9, when they entered Enhanced Party Time on Day 73.
  • The New Recruit blessing added a 10th player, Glabe Moon, to the Flowers' lineup.
  • The Jelly Legs blessing randomized the baserunning stats of the Flowers' three worst baserunners.
8 52 52-47 3rd
  • Held a 52-47 record at the end of Season 8, and finished third in the Wild Low division.
  • Advanced to the postseason as the 4th seed in the Wild league, and were defeated in the Round of 8 by the Baltimore Crabs, 3 games to 0. This marks six straight postseason losses to the Crabs.
  • The Astroturf blessing changed all Flowers players' blood type to Grass and granted the Flowers the Growth modification.
9 57 57-42 2nd
  • Held a 57-42 record at the end of Season 9, and finished second in the Wild Low division.
  • Won the Shame Bubble blessing, protecting all of Wild Low from Targeted Shame. They were subjected to the Fifth Base.
  • The Flowers also benefited from the Hellmouth Sunbeams winning the Mutually Arising blessing, which improved the overall rating of each team in the Wild Low division by 2%.
    • The New Recruit blessing added a 11th player, Scores Baserunner, to the Flowers' lineup.
10 50 50-49 3rd
  • Held a 50-49 record at the end of Season 10, and finished third in the Wild Low division.
  • The Flowers were affected by the Unlimited Tacos winning the Sharing Signs blessing, which improved Wild Low's hitting rating by 10% and impaired their pitching rating by -5%.
  • The Flowers also benefited from the Hellmouth Sunbeams winning the Divisional Walk in the Park blessing, which caused every team in Wild Low to gain the Walk in the Park modification.
11 48 48-51 5th
  • Held a 48-51 record at the end of Season 11, and finished last in the Wild Low division.
  • The Flowers were assigned the Arcana III The Empress.


The Expansion Era (Seasons 12 to 24)

Season Wins Record Division Placement Season Notes
12 47 47-52 4th
13 53 58-41 4th
14 50 50-49 3rd
15 44 44-55 5th
16 52 52-47 4th
17 43 43-56 5th
18 66 67-32 1st Crowned Wild Low Champions after sweeping the Hades Tigers in the Semifinals, before losing 3 games to 2 in the Internet Championship Series against the Core Mechanics.
19 41 39-60 2nd
20 37 37-62 5th
21 58 47-52 4th
22 46 41-58 5th
23 49 34-65 6th
24 41 44-54 1st* (Vault)
  • The Flowers went Rogue on Day 79, gaining the Rogue modification.
  • The Flowers Incinerated the Coin on Day 82 alongside the other Rogue Teams.
  • The Flowers entered the Vault and were Forced into Position Day 99, gaining the Forced modification. The Hades Tigers also entered the Vault at the same time.
  • The Flowers were Nullified on Day 99, but returned with the message "The Boston Flowers will Return."
  • (* - The Boston Flowers were 1st in the Vault Division at the end of Day 98 and were Vaulted before Day 99 could start, resulting in them no longer being present in the League Standings on Day 99 when the Season concluded. However no Games were played on Day 99.)


Notable Events

The Discipline Era (Season 1 to Season 11)

Season Date Event Description
4 98 Flowers batter Morrow Doyle was incinerated by a Rogue Umpire. Doyle was facing Lee Davenport of the Unlimited Tacos, the same pitcher they were facing when they hit the Grand Unslam as a member of the Charleston Shoe Thieves. Doyle was replaced with Inez Owens.
4 99 The Flowers faced the Unlimited Tacos in the first game ever to cross the one hour time limit, triggering Spillover. The game ended 65 minutes in, after 22 scoreless innings and tied 1-1 for the last 2 innings.


In the bottom of the 24th, Inez Owens, the replacement for Morrow Doyle (who had been incinerated in the previous game), was driven in by a Nic Winkler double, beginning a Shame period for the Tacos. The Flowers loaded the bases for Beck Whitney, who took hit a ground out to NaN, ending the game 2-1 Flowers.


This broke the record for the longest game in blaseball history, replacing a 21-inning game between the Flowers and the Dallas Steaks on Day 21 of Season 4.

6 99 Heading into Day 98, the New York Millennials (51-46) led the Flowers (49-48) by two games for the last playoff spot. After a Flowers win on Day 98 and back-to-back losses on Days 98 and 99 for the Millennials, Boston's fate would be decided by their final game against the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.


The Flowers quickly fell behind 5-0, and the Jazz Hands repeatedly scored in response to early Flowers' rallies. Entering the bottom of the 8th inning, the Flowers trailed 11-5; with two runners on, Gloria Bugsnax hit a three-run homer to cut the deficit in half. In the bottom of the 9th, an RBI single from Castillo Turner and a 2-run double from newly-acquired Hahn Fox tied the game at 11.


Finally, in the bottom of the 10th inning, with Bugsnax on first, Moses Mason hit a two-run home run; in doing so, the Flowers simultaneously shamed the Jazz Hands, eliminated the Millennials from playoff contention, and clinched the final playoff spot.


This home run would later become known as The Day 99 Miracle, although the name has also been attributed to the rare individual respective achievements of Nic Winkler and Jacob Haynes both stealing bases in the game.

8 61 In a game against the New York Millennials, Mills pitcher Patty Fox pitched a perfect game against the Flowers, preventing any Flowers from reaching base.


This would be the first perfect game in recorded Blaseball history, resulting in the subsequent discovery of the 9-blood Blagonball. When asked, the Flowers were reported to just be happy to be included.


The Expansion Era (Season 12 to Season 24)

Season Date Event Description
14 102 Owen Picklestein, the worst pitcher on the Flowers at the time, was attacked by a Consumer on Day 101. The following day Picklestein held the Tokyo Lift to just 2 Runs until the top of the 8th Inning. The Flowers were eliminated from the Postseason after losing on Day 102, and subsequently Picklestein was sent to the Shadows in the Election.
18 83 On Day 83 Chorby Short broke the perfect game strikeout record with a total of 25 strikeouts. At the time Short had the Overperforming Modification twice. The opposing pitcher, Rafael Davids had also thrown a perfect game until the bottom of the 9th inning, and was ultimately shamed in the 10th inning.
21 81 During the events of Season 21, Gloria Bugsnax stole the Chorby's Soul II item from Chorby Soul IV. This item was extremely eDense causing the Flowers to plummet to the bottom of the Depth Chart, reaching the lowest point on Day 99 of the Season.
23 9 In the Season 22 Election the Boston Flowers won the Traitor Crates Blessing giving several members of the Team items with the Traitor Modification. Baldwin Breadwinner had also roamed to the Flowers in the Election due to the Super Roamin' Fifth Base item. The number of Traitor items on the team caused the Super Roamin' Fifth Base to be traded between teammates 15 times before the end of Season 23 Day 9. Chorby Short drew the short straw, and roamed away from the team along with the Base.
24 98 The Flowers scored the final Runs of the Expansion Era against Chet Takahashi of the Houston Spies. The Flowers had scored 10 Runs in Black Hole(Black Hole) Weather putting the scores to 1-0 in favor of the Spies. In the bottom of the Ninth Nic Winkler hit a Single sending Jacob Haynes and Wade Howe home, and shaming the Spies.
24 99 At the last possible moment before the League was Nullified by Black Hole(Black Hole) the Flowers entered the Vault and became Forced. They shared this achievement with the Hades Tigers, who entered the Vault at the same time.


Short Circuits

Versions of the Boston Flowers found only in Short Circuits. These versions of the team had all new, temporary rosters and only existed for the duration of their circuit.


COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Team Overview

Each subsection of the Team Overview section will provide a brief summary of details for the relevant area. For complete details see the linked Main Articles.

Home City

Main article: Boston

The Boston Flowers hail from Boston, Massachusetts, a city that lives in harmony with nature be it a sentient garden, rifts in space-time, or just lots and lots of plants. Some areas of the city feature overgrown ruins, places where trees and vines intertwine with modern buildings, or non-Euclidean Fens.

Boston is a forever changing ecosystem that creates mystery and adventure. One day you may see an empty field of flowers, the next a thicket of trees. Nature in Boston is benevolent and helps the people of Boston when possible.

The people of Boston are focused on their ability to grow and thrive. They wish to live and be happy and will do what it takes to protect that way of life. They are also very friendly and community focused. The history of Boston has made its people resilient, and they will always rebuild from tragedy and loss.


Stadium

Main article: Boston Garden

The Boston Flowers home games are played in a stadium known as The Garden. The Garden is an unusual Blaseball stadium, given that it is absolutely and completely overgrown with plant life. It is also a living sentient being that protects those it cares about.


History of Boston

Main article: Boston Flowers/History

Throughout history Boston has gone through a lot. Below is a brief summary of the history of Boston as it is currently understood.


The Dunkies Years & The Big Dunk
In the past the Dunkies Donuts Corporation was voted in as the mayor of Boston and used their power and influence to take over the city. During their reign they mined for the natural deposits of donuts and coffee. The Dunkies Donuts Corporation greed eventually inspired them to synthesize coffee beans from outside of the universe, an attempt which ultimately ended in failure in what was known as "The Big Dunk". The most notable side effect of the Big Dunk was large numbers of space-time rifts opening throughout the city leading to alternate dimensions and versions of Boston.

Post-Big Dunk
Eventually the citizens of Boston recovered from the events of the Big Dunk, and the city began to exist in unity with nature. Plants of all kinds strung themselves up buildings and across streets, the Boston Garden had gained sentience. The citizens of Boston became focused on their own ability to grow and thrive, and gained a culture of resilience.

The Second Dunk & End of the Expansion Era
Due to events occurring in Blaseball during Season β21 the city became threatened again, firstly was the event known as the Second Dunk where the city was plunged deep into Immateria. This event began a chain reaction where the alternate realities connected to Boston via the space-time rifts either began to directly work together or began closing the rifts in an attempt to protect themselves.

The events of Season β24 was the most dangerous period in Boston's known history. The city was at risk of incineration by the Supernova Eclipse or Nullification by the Black Hole (Black Hole). A significant number of the rifts were closed during this time-period due to the existential threats at this time.

Neither incineration nor complete Nullification would ultimately come to pass due to Boston becoming Forced into the Vault, thus avoiding being completely Nullified.

Post-Expansion Era
This is the current time period, and no major historical events have occurred.

Information on the current state of Boston and its residents can be found on the Boston page.

Staff

Fan Culture

Know more about the Flowers' fan culture? Add it at Boston Flowers/Fan Culture!

The Boston Flowers fanbase is positive and friendly, they love to make friends with as many other teams as possible. Fans of the Boston Flowers often refer to each other as "bud" or "buds".

Chants and Cheers

Team Chants

  • LET'S GROW!
  • FLOWER (POWER)! FLOWER (POWER)! - Call and response from one side of the stands to the other.
  • AW, WEEDS - When things go wrong, as usual.
  • We're The Flowers - Another wry chant, this is used when things really seem to be in the pits, which is often enough for the Flowers that it is said quite regularly.
  • ROOTS DOWN. THORNS UP. - can be used as call and response.

Individual Player Chants (Current)

Individual Player Chants (Former)

Fan Works

Have more fan art? Add it here or at Boston Flowers/Fan Art!

References



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Stats Season1 · 2 · 3 · 4· 5· 6· 7· 8· 9· 10· 11· 12· 13· 14· 15· 16· 17· 18· 19· 20· 21· 22· 23· 24
CircuitGamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4
Ballpark Boston Garden
Community Lore
History Boston Flowers' History
Places Boston · Memorial Bat Forest · Downtown · Fens · Docks
Entities The Garden · The Sleeping God · Demeter
Groups Gardeners · Eyeseekers · Revelers of Spring · Preservers · Weavers
Staff The Groundskeeper · Nepenthe Saracen · Businessmun Ferret · Moss Woman
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏
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