Dallas Steaks/History

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The Dallas Steaks Cub Historians are working hard (or hardly working) on recreating the team history. The next update is expected after Shark Week is over. And there's a new season of Antiques Roadshow. And as long as we're thinking about it, we'd better make a few shims and clean the leaves out of the gutters. You do not want that gunk to build up. Anyway, we're workin' on it!