Dallas Steaks/History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

The Dallas Steaks Cub Historians are working hard (or hardly working) on recreating the team history. The next update is expected after Shark Week is over. And there's a new season of Antiques Roadshow. And as long as we're thinking about it, we'd better make a few shims and clean the leaves out of the gutters. You do not want that gunk to build up. Anyway, we're workin' on it!