Oscar Dollie

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Oscar Dollie is a player for the Dallas Steaks, and has been with the team since Season 1, Day 90. Dollie has played for the Yellowstone Magic and Charleston Shoe Thieves.

Official League Records

Dollie joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β4, Day 70, Dollie managed to hit a 2 run homer, ending the record 17 inning game against the Hawai'i Fridays.

During the Season β5 elections, Dollie's batting and baserunning fell as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

On Season β16, Day 94, York Silk of the Canada Moist Talkers hit a ground out to Dollie, causing Dollie to be Observed. Later, on Day 97, Dollie entered the Secret Base in Yellowstone National (Ball)Park, and they were Redacted.

On Season β17, Day 13, Dollie exited the Secret Base at Choux Stadium, losing Redacted and gaining the Attractor modification. Upon being batted in by Nora Perez, Dollie joined the Charleston Shoe Thieves' bench.

On Season 17, Day 78, Dollie joined the Shoe Thieves' active roster in exchange for Bright Zimmerman as a result of Choux Stadium's Fax Machine, becoming a pitcher in the process.

On Season β18, Day 55, Dollie retreated to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for Ren Hunter as a result of Choux Stadium's Fax Machine. Dollie returned to the active roster on Day 58 in exchange for Richardson Games, again via the Fax Machine. Once again, Dollie retreated to the Shadows on Day 76 in exchange for Alejandro Leaf via the Fax Machine. Dollie returned for a final time that season to the active roster on Day 97 in exchange for Ren Hunter, once again via the Fax Machine.

On Season β19, Day 67, Dollie retreated to the Thieves' Shadows in exchange for Alejandro Leaf as a result of Choux Stadium's Fax Machine. On Day 74, Dollie returned to the active roster in exchange for Tevin Melcon via the Fax Machine.

On Season β20, Day 14, Dollie retreated to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for Goodwin Morin III as a result of Choux Stadium's Fax Machine. On Day 16, Dollie returned to the active roster in exchange for Richardson Games via the Fax Machine. On Day 22, Dollie retreated once more to the Shadows for Tevin Melcon, again via the Fax Machine. On Day 46, Dollie returned to the active roster again in exchange for Tevin Melcon due to the Fax Machine. On Day 76, Dollie once again retreated to the Thieves' Shadows in exchange for Blood Hamburger via the Fax Machine. On Day 102, Dollie rejoined the active roster in exchange for Vernon Shotwell due to the Fax Machine.

During the Season β21 elections, Dollie become a lineup player via the Strong Armed blessing.

During the Season β22 elections, Dollie's Attractor modification was changed into the Fire Eater modification by the Shoe Thieves' Reform will.

On Season 1, Day 90, Dollie fell to the Dallas Steaks during a game in Horizon (weather) weather, becoming Buried.

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A Short Story on Oscar Dollie

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The G.O.A.T. (Goat of All Time)

Also known as Oz, Oscar Dollie is a goatman-adjacent former cryptid. While they like to think they make a good first impression, most remember their unconvincingly forced smile and unnecessarily firm handshake. It is rumored they gave themself their nickname.

They appeared unannounced and unintroduced during tryouts for the Yellowstone Magic. Despite protests from Bevan Wise, Oz's outstanding performance made their enrollment onto the team a no-brainer. Bevan the Wise has been outspoken about their continued presence on the team. The two regard each other coldly.

Oscar is thought by Park Service to be a visitor from ██████. Their means and motives for crossing over into Yellowstone are unexplained, but they put significant effort into blending in with the rest of the team. Most find their frequently confused attempts at social interaction a mix of awkward or charming (Bevan Wise does not).

While the exact date has been lost due to bear attack, Dollie is remembered to have once stolen fourth base in the ninth with bases loaded and two outs, leading to a Magic victory. They are additionally known for their skill at stealing blases.


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