Ren Hunter

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Ren Hunter is a lineup player for the Philly Pies, and has been with the team since the Season 22 elections. Hunter has played for the New York Millennials and Charleston Shoe Thieves.

Official League Records

Hunter joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season 4, Day 83, Hunter was exchanged to the New York Millennials due to Feedback. Hunter was replaced by Richardson Games.

During the Coffee Cup, Hunter played for Cream & Sugar United as a lineup player.

On Season 15, Day 11, Chorby Soul of the Seattle Garages hit Hunter with a pitch, causing Hunter to be Observed. Later, after play ended on Day 15, Hunter disappeared from the Millennials' lineup, and they were Redacted.

On Season 17, Day 55, Hunter exited the Secret Base at Tastycake Stadium, losing Redacted and gaining the Attractor modification. Upon being batted in by Oliver Loofah, Hunter joined the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Shadows.

On Season 18, Day 55, Hunter joined the Shoe Thieves' pitching rotation in exchange for Oscar Dollie as a result of Choux Stadium's Fax Machine. On Day 97, Hunter retreated back to the Shadows in exchange for Oscar Dollie, again via the Fax Machine. On Day 98, Hunter returned to the pitching rotation in exchange for Blood Hamburger, once again via the Fax Machine.

During the Season 18 elections, Hunter became an Alternate, gained the Negative modification, and lost the Attractor modification as a result of the Shoe Thieves' Alternate Trust will.

On Season 19, Day 50, Hunter retreated to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for Tevin Melcon as a result of Choux Stadium's Fax Machine.

On Season 21, Day 88, Hunter joined the Shoe Thieves' lineup in exchange for Vernon Shotwell at Choux Stadium via the Ratified Voicemail.

Hunter was traded to the Philly Pies in exchange for Tad Seeth during the Season 22 elections via the Big Swap blessing.

On Season 23, Day 25, Hunter retreated to the Pies' Shadows in exchange for Haruta Byrd at Tastycake Stadium via the Ratified Voicemail

On Season 24, Day 29, Hunter rejoined the Pies' lineup in exchange for Scouse Bedazzle at Tastycake Stadium via the Ratified Voicemail.

COMMUNITY LORE

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Blaseball Career

Hunter is of unknown origin. Described as "the most muscular woman to ever graced the field of Blaseball,"[1] Hunter typically leads the Shoe Thieves in slugging and strikeouts. Other details about Hunter generally evade human understanding, but witnesses describe a stupor during which mortals feel compelled to follow in the wake of her destruction.[2] It is theorized that this stupor may be broken by incineration, but presently no subject of this stupor has been the target of incineration.

Hunter specializes in stealing Crocs.

A recording of Hunter's walkup theme has somehow escaped the Shoe Thieves Stadium, despite several countermeasures. It can be heard here:

You have always already died for Ren Hunter. You have always already killed for Ren Hunter. You have always already lived for Ren Hunter.

Personal Life

Hunter is rumored to be in a romantic relationship with Kansas City Breath Mints batter Boyfriend Monreal, although the exact nature of this relationship is unclear. Hunter has declined to speak publicly on the issue, and in a XX53 interview, Monreal simply stated "Ren makes me feel like my skin is bursting with thousands of eyes. Also, she's got a pretty nice ass."

Hunter used to go on weekend hunting trips[3]with Hades Tigers Batter and Possession Transference Vessel Resident Landry Violence. She has declined all questions on Violence since the incineration.

Fan Works

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