Peanutiel Duffy

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Peanutiel Duffy is a player for the New York Millennials, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Duffy has played for the Hades Tigers, THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS, and Chicago Firefighters.

Official League Records

Duffy joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Hades Tigers with the Return of Blaseball, under the name Daniel Duffy.

Duffy was originally a █-star batter. During the Season β1 elections, Duffy's batting stats were randomized by the Soul Swap , resulting in a rating.

After the Peanuts decree was enacted during the Season β2 elections, all players who had "Dan" in their name had it replaced with "Peanut", for yet unconfirmed reasons. Nothing else about these players appears to have changed.

At the end of the regular games in Season β7, Duffy, Peanut Holloway and Peanut Bong were above The Red Line on the Idols Leaderboard. The Shelled One then appeared and congratulated fans on properly idolising its progeny after their failure to during the previous season, causing The Third Strike. Following this, Duffy had gained the Honey Roasted modification.

On Season β9, Day X, Duffy was conscripted to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS as a lineup player. Following the dispersal of the PODS during the Season β10 elections, Duffy joined the Chicago Firefighters as a lineup player.

On Season β12, Day 84, Duffy tasted the Infinite and  SHELLED Wild Wings player Stephanie Winters.

During the Coffee Cup, Duffy played for Atlético Latte as a lineup player.

On Season β20, Day 46, Duffy was expelled  Elsewhere... and gained the Negative modification as a result of Justice Spoon's Undertaker modification.

On Season β22, Day 25, Duffy tasted the Infinite and  SHELLED Lift player Cudi Di Batterino. During the Season β22 elections, Duffy gained the Skipping modification as a result of the Record Scratch blessing.

During the December 23, 2022 Fall Ball, Duffy fell to the New York Millennials.

Player History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Prior to being drafted to the team, Duffy graduated with a Masters in Charted Accounting and worked as a full-time bookkeeper, which is a "totally normal and otherwise unremarkable human profession."

Duffy is a "totally normal and otherwise unremarkable human being." He has continued to state this in spite of his clear and obvious transformation into a six-winged, blindingly bright, multiple-eyed Peanut Seraph.

Duffy has been married to Jules Duffy since XX03, and the pair have had three children named Martha, Anton and Patricia, "all of which are totally normal and otherwise unremarkable human names." They have all refused to comment on Duffy's wings, and have continued supporting him after his transformation from one ordinary human form into another ordinary human form.

Duffy is a strong believer in Peanut Idolatry and spends much of his time outside of the game explaining to potential converts why they should worship The Shelled One.

You can find Duffy at his twitter account where he occasionally posts updates from his totally normal and otherwise unremarkable life.

Peanut Controversy

Recently, as of the end of Season 2, Duffy has taken up an interest in consumption of peanuts. When asked by various members of the press if his "controversial stance on cannibalism" had any bearing on his status within the team, he responded: "I really have no clue where you guys got the idea that I'm a cannibal. I mean, I just eat peanuts. Since I'm a totally normal and otherwise unremarkable human, that shouldn't be much of a problem, right?" Since his transformation there have been few interviews with him, out of fear that the interviewer would come into contact with his Allergen Wings, capable of causing severe allergic reactions within 90% of the world population.

Trivia

  • In his spare time, Duffy likes to pursue his hobbies of fly fishing and amateur kite making, both "totally normal and otherwise unremarkable human pastimes."
  • In XX16, Duffy was arrested and charged with 17 counts of premeditated murder and before a grand jury was found guilty on all accounts, which is a "totally normal and otherwise unremarkable human experience." He got out.
  • Like many other "totally normal and otherwise unremarkable humans," Duffy financially supports the Blaseball Commissioner at https://www.patreon.com/blaseball

Fan Works

Fanfiction

For more fanfiction, go to the Peanutiel Duffy tag on AO3.

  • normal by waltztangocache - Peanutiel Duffy gets onboarded onto the team by Joshua Butt.

Interactive Fiction

Fanart