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On Season 10, Day 1, some of Hamburger's defensive ability was siphoned by Hawai'i Fridays lineup player Baldwin Breadwinner in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 3.7 -> 3.2 . On Day 8, some of Hamburger's defensive ability was siphoned by Philly Pies lineup player Lang Richardson in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 3.2 -> 2.7 .
In the Season 10 elections, Hamburger received Noise-Cancelling Headphones, becoming Soundproof. (The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other Discipline Era items across the league, at the beginning of Season 15.)
During the Season 13 elections, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves'Shadows in exchange for Herring Winfield as a result of the Shoe Thieves' Foreshadow will, resulting in a combined 15.3 -> 15.9 stat increase.
On Season 18, Day 64, Hamburger swallowed a stray peanut and had a allergic reaction, resulting in a combined 15.4 -> 11.0 stat decrease. On Day 99, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for Ren Hunter as a result of Choux Stadium's Fax Machine.
On Season 20, Day 53, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for Tevin Melcon as a result of Choux Stadium's Fax Machine. On Day 76, Hamburger rejoined the pitching rotation in exchange for Oscar Dollie via the Fax Machine.
On Season 22, Day 22, Hamburger rejoined the Shoe Thieves' pitching rotation in exchange for Inky Rutledge as a result of Choux Stadium's Fax Machine. On Day 26, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for Rutledge via the Fax Machine. On Day 34, Hamburger rejoined the Shoe Thieves' pitching rotation in exchange for Inky Rutledge via the Fax Machine.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Off the field, Blood Hamburger is a notable media personality and commentator who regularly appears on Blaseball splortscasts and has garnered a reputation as "one of the most recognisable names in Blaseball." Hamburger has been mentioned by name in several major publications unrelated to Blaseball, including The Paris Review and Rock Paper Shotgun.
Blood Hamburger has occasionally been heard to protest, "Guys, come on, it's pronounced Blude Hamberzher. It's European. Please stop calling me BLOOD HAMBURGER, that's super gross." The rest of the team, as well as management and announcers, appear to be finding it difficult to either receive or retain this information due to the constant noise, distractions, and dimensional shifts.
Season 3 card, by @shenaniglenn
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Blood Hamburger (Hlomecoming) by @shenaniglenn
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