Oscar Dollie/IF-30.944

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The G.O.A.T. (Goat of All Time)

Also known as Oz, Oscar Dollie is a goatman-adjacent former cryptid. While they like to think they make a good first impression, most remember their unconvincingly forced smile and unnecessarily firm handshake. It is rumored they gave themself their nickname.

They appeared unannounced and unintroduced during tryouts for the Yellowstone Magic. Despite protests from Bevan Wise, Oz's outstanding performance made their enrollment onto the team a no-brainer. Bevan the Wise has been outspoken about their continued presence on the team. The two regard each other coldly.

Oscar is thought by Park Service to be a visitor from ██████. Their means and motives for crossing over into Yellowstone are unexplained, but they put significant effort into blending in with the rest of the team. Most find their frequently confused attempts at social interaction a mix of awkward or charming (Bevan Wise does not).

While the exact date has been lost due to bear attack, Dollie is remembered to have once stolen fourth base in the ninth with bases loaded and two outs, leading to a Magic victory. They are additionally known for their skill at stealing blases.