Partytime Papers

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This page is about the documents uncovering a global scandal. For the state of being, see Party Time.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

The Partytime Papers were documents leaked by a whistleblower soon after the Blaseball-Glolf Clonflict. They detailed the extensive war crimes committed by Jamazon during the Clonflict, particularly the providing of half-star players disguised as no-star players for the Glolf team.

In the fallout from this discovery, Jamazon was boycotted by Blaseball fans until the company "legally acquired" the Seattle Garages' "Big Garage" stadium. However, many historians consider this acquisition to be a war crime in itself, due to the fact that the Garages are an anarcho-syndicalist collective and likely would not have sold their stadium to Jamazon willingly.