Jacoby Podcast

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Jacoby Podcast is a pitcher for the Canada Moist Talkers, and has been with the team since Season 20, Day 92. Podcast has previously played for the Baltimore Crabs, Ohio Worms, and Philly Pies.

Official League Records

Podcast joined the ILB as a lineup player in the Shadows for the Baltimore Crabs as the Crabs' Season 10 Playoff Birth.

During the Season 12 elections, Podcast joined the Crabs' active roster in exchange for Bevan Underbuck via the Crabs' Foreshadow will.

Podcast was traded to the Ohio Worms in exchange for Luis Acevedo during the Season 15 elections via the Worms' Equivalent Exchange will.

During the Season 17 elections, Podcast's pitching increased from 3.9 -> 5 and baserunning decreased 2.5 -> 2.2 as a result of the Worms' Transfuse will.

Podcast was traded back to the Crabs in exchange for Parker Meng during the Season 19 elections via the Worms' Equivalent Exchange will.

On Season 20, Day 5, Podcast was exchanged to the Philly Pies due to Feedback. Podcast was replaced by Kaz Fiasco. On Season 20, Day 92, Podcast was exchanged to the Canada Moist Talkers due to Feedback. Podcast was replaced by Greer Lott.


COMMUNITY LORE

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Jacoby Podcast Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn鈥檛 one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-36.232 and start reading...

Origins

Much of Podcast's history before joining the Crabs is unclear and could unfortunately only be taken at her word leading to what might be a somewhat unreliable personal history. According to Podcast, she was "a integral part of the Shelled One Pods," and was "vital to the success of any and all plans that were carried out by the Shelled One himself". She will then go on to describe how she was "carelessly cast off by the uncaring and cruel god, and left alone in this cold and unforgiving world." Naturally she decided to move on with her life by picking up the time honoured splort of blaseball.

Joining the Baltimore Crabs

After being cast off from the pods, Podcast joined forces with the Baltimore Crabs as they returned from their time in the Big Leagues. Drawn to their history of god killing she swore to take revenge to take vengeance on all Gods for being left behind. Privately, teammate Baldwin Breadwinner has commented that she thinks this sounds more like a "bad breakup, and she'll probably get over it, but I'm glad she's at least cheerful about it." She does however seem to be a favourite of Evelton McBlase II, who was happy to gain someone as enthusiastic about elaborate schemes and pointy collars as he was.

Other Crabs describe Podcast as an excellent pitcher, but one that spends a lot of time asking about the Crab's experience in the Big Leagues, and if there were any other, cooler gods there that might be interested in a sidekick.

Are You There Greg? It's Me, Jacoby.

Podcast had heard rumors about the Ohio Worms having their own God that had fell from the sky. When she arrived, she was dismayed to learn that the God, whom the Worms had affectionately nicknamed, "Greg", was dead and could only communicate to a select few which did not include her.

She brought a flickering bat from the Ballpark's gift shop, hoping that it would bring her to a different God, one preferably alive and in need of a sidekick.

Podcasting

Podcast does not know what a podcast is and wishes people would stop asking her that.


Player Chants

During games you can often hear the following being shouted from the stands.

  • Rate and Review!
  • Pause it!
  • Sign off!
  • Plug your Patreon
  • Play that closing theme
  • Five star pitch time!

Fan Works

To be added.