Jacoby Podcast

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Jacoby Podcast is a pitcher for the Canada Moist Talkers, and has been with the team since Season β20, Day 92. Podcast has previously played for the Baltimore Crabs, Ohio Worms, and Philly Pies.

Official League Records

Podcast joined the ILB as a lineup player in the Shadows for the Baltimore Crabs as the Crabs' Season β10 Playoff Birth.

During the Season β12 elections, Podcast joined the Crabs' active roster in exchange for Bevan Underbuck via the Crabs' Foreshadow will. Podcast's defense was increased by 3.1 3.8 as a result of the Crabs' The Rack blessing. Additionally, Podcast benefited from a 3.3 3.9 increase to pitching as a result of the Firefighters' Tag Team Pitching blessing.

Podcast was traded to the Ohio Worms in exchange for Luis Acevedo during the Season β15 elections via the Worms' Equivalent Exchange will.

During the Season β17 elections, Podcast's pitching increased from 3.9 5 and baserunning decreased 2.5 2.2 as a result of the Worms' Transfuse will.

On Season β19, Day 88, Podcast gained a Flickering Bat while playing in Glitter weather, granting the Flickering modification. Podcast was traded back to the Crabs in exchange for Parker Meng during the Season β19 elections via the Worms' Equivalent Exchange will.

On Season β20, Day 5, Podcast was exchanged to the Philly Pies due to Feedback. Podcast was replaced by Kaz Fiasco. On Day 92, Podcast was exchanged to the Canada Moist Talkers due to Feedback. Podcast was replaced by Greer Lott. During the Season β20 elections, Podcast received an Underhanded Limestone Ring stolen from Winnie Hess via the Moist Talkers' Item Steal will. Podcast dropped the Flickering Bat, losing the Flickering modification.

During the Season β23 elections, Podcast Evolved to Base 1 as a result of the Moist Talkers' third championship victory.

Over the course of Season β24, Podcast entered and exited the Moist Talkers' Shadows two times as a result of Gleek Arena Fax Machine events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.


COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

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Personal Life

Jacoby Podcast is a tape recorder, or, to be more specific, an amalgamation of the shadows from the inside of the tape recorder they inhabit. They stand at a whole three inches tall, give or take a few centimeters, with a small Crab symbol in white on their chest. Outside of games they mostly get around by being carried by a teammate or a group of similarly small crabs; although they can get around on their own, it has been described as an “unpleasant auditory experience long-distance” and “something to avoid at literally any cost.”

When in solar eclipses or under the black hole, Podcast’s form has been noted to, on rare occasions, “grow to eclipse view of the Crabs’ defense and, in general, everything on the field” as they pitch, although no videos or Crabs will verify this.

Although Podcast has not said much in interviews about their time in the Shadows, usually sticking to short, quick answers, they have released a small series of tapes to the public dated to their time spent there. Most tapes had semi-corrupted audio, or caused adverse physical effects to listen to, and the rest were reported to “melt like wax” upon improper handling. When asked about this, Podcast declined to comment.

Podcast does not have an apartment, as it would serve as an inconvenience to them; instead, they have taken up permanent residence inside of the Crabitat alongside Squid Galvanic, inside one of the several rooms meant for standing defense.

Tapes

In opposition to tapes recorded before their emergence into active play, Podcast’s tapes recording their experiences in Blaseball or their constant clawmentary during games they’re pitching cause no physical or mental harm to listen to, and are kept in storage for public re-listening at a local library.

Several Baltimore residents who attended games in the Crabitat have shown up to local news stations with tapes in hand, found in their pockets or in bags after they left a game Podcast was pitching. When played, these tapes had a full copy of the clawmentary from that game, as well as a signoff from whatever Baltimore Crabs player was the fan’s favorite. Podcast has declined to comment on this as well, other then saying it’s “a deliberate choice” and that they “hope people enjoy!”

Despite their last name, Jacoby Podcast does not, in fact, record podcasts, although they have expressed interest in the concept of them.


Player Chants

During games you can often hear the following being shouted from the stands.

  • Rate and Review!
  • Pause it!
  • Sign off!
  • Plug your Patreon
  • Play that closing theme
  • Five star pitch time!

Fan Works

To be added.