Tiana Wheeler

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Tiana Wheeler is a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers, and has been with the team since the Season 22 elections. Wheeler has played for the Yellowstone Magic, Kansas City Breath Mints, and for the Rising Stars during the ILB Semi-Centennial.

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Wheeler joined the ILB as a lineup player in the Shadows for the Yellowstone Magic with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season 13 elections, Wheeler joined the Magic's active roster in exchange for Wyatt Glover via the Magic's Foreshadow will.

During the Season 14 elections, Wheeler's batting was boosted from 3.9 -> 4.9 as a result of the Precognition blessing. Wheeler also lost their peanut allergy due to the Nut Button blessing.

On Season 16, Day 96, York Silk of the Canada Moist Talkers hit a flyout to Wheeler, causing Wheeler to be Observed. Later, after play ended on Day 99, Wheeler disappeared from the Magic's lineup, and they were Redacted.

On Season 17, Day 92, Wheeler exited the Secret Base at Yellowstone National (Ball)Park, losing Redacted and gaining the Attractor modification. Upon being batted in by Marco Stink, Wheeler joined the Kansas City Breath Mints' bench.

During the Season 17 elections, Wheeler joined the Kansas City Breath Mints' active roster in exchange for Marquez Clark as a result of the Breath Mints' Foreshadow will. Wheeler was then immediately traded to the Yellowstone Magic with no return trade via the Strange Attractor blessing.

During the Season 19 earlsiesta, Wheeler was given the Uncertain modification as part of the seasonal reading.

During the Season 20 elections, Wheeler's Attractor modification was changed into the Flinch modification by the Magic's Reform will.

During the Season 22 elections, Wheeler was traded to the Canada Moist Talkers in exchange for Ziwa Mueller via the Little Swap blessing, becoming a pitcher in the process.

On Season 23, Day 30, Wheeler retreated to the Moist Talkers' Shadows in exchange for Uncle Plasma XII as a result of the Gleek Arena's Fax Machine.

During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Wheeler played for the Rising Stars. Wheeler then returned to the Canada Moist Talkers as a player in the Shadows.

On Season 24, Day 45, Wheeler joined the Moist Talkers' lineup in exchange for PolkaDot Patterson at the Gleek Arena via the Ratified Voicemail.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Tiana Wheeler Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-70.308 and start reading...

Tiana Wheeler is a vaguely humanoid and human shaped being, but beyond that, it's hard to say for sure what they look like, because there's always something wrong or odd about how they look--static around the edges, lingering afterimages, looking different in the corner of your eye.

It was summoned to the park by a ritual no one remembers performing, but all the summoning and blaseball contract paperwork was correctly filed. She has difficulty communicating a lot of concepts, from the utterly mundane to the really important, like why she's here and where she was before she arrived; the latter is deeply frustrating to her, because she has something very important to say and just can't find a way to say it.

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