Tiana Wheeler is a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers, and has been with the team since the Season β22 elections. Wheeler has played for the Yellowstone Magic, Kansas City Breath Mints, and for the Rising Stars during the ILB Semi-Centennial.
Official League Records
On Season β16, Day 96, York Silk of the Canada Moist Talkers hit a flyout to Wheeler, causing Wheeler to be Observed. Later, after play ended on Day 99, Wheeler disappeared from the Magic's lineup, and they were Redacted.
On Season β17, Day 92, Wheeler exited the Secret Base at Yellowstone National (Ball)Park, losing Redacted and gaining the Attractor modification. Upon being batted in by Marco Stink, Wheeler joined the Kansas City Breath Mints' bench.
During the Season β17 elections, Wheeler joined the Kansas City Breath Mints' active roster in exchange for Marquez Clark as a result of the Breath Mints' Foreshadow will. Wheeler was then immediately traded to the Yellowstone Magic with no return trade via the Strange Attractor blessing.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Box of Tiana Wheeler Files
- Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-70.308 and start reading...
Tiana Wheeler is a vaguely humanoid and human shaped being, but beyond that, it's hard to say for sure what they look like, because there's always something wrong or odd about how they look--static around the edges, lingering afterimages, looking different in the corner of your eye.
It was summoned to the park by a ritual no one remembers performing, but all the summoning and blaseball contract paperwork was correctly filed. She has difficulty communicating a lot of concepts, from the utterly mundane to the really important, like why she's here and where she was before she arrived; the latter is deeply frustrating to her, because she has something very important to say and just can't find a way to say it.
A drawing of Tiana Wheeler from the front. By @AvivaKitty.
Concept sketches of Tiana Wheeler as ambiguous humanoid shadows or a golden eagle, all with a blue wheel around their head. By swirlingFlight
Drawing of Logan Rodriguez and Tiana Wheeler having tea together. By swirlingFlight
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