Amos Melon

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Amos Melon is a pitcher for the Canada Moist Talkers, and has been with the team since Season 17, Day 91.

Official League Records

Melon joined the ILB as a pitcher in the Shadows for the Canada Moist Talkers with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season 17, Day 91, Melon joined the Moist Talkers' active roster in exchange for Beasley Gloom via Gleek Arena's Fax Machine.

On Season 19, Day 94, Melon retreated to the Moist Talkers' Shadows in exchange for Goobie Ballson as a result of Gleek Arena's Fax Machine.

During the Season 19 elections, Melon's stats were rerolled and they gained the Alternate and Negative modifications as a result of the Moist Talkers' Alternate Trust will.

On Season 20, Day 70, Melon rejoined the Moist Talkers' active roster in exchange for Beasley Gloom via Gleek Arena's Fax Machine.


The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Time with The Moist Talkers

Hailing from the Herbalism, Occult Studies, Cryptozoology and Kymatology (H.O.C.K) Institute of Saskatchewan, Melon joined the team to study various aspects of Sunken Halifax, especially Gleek Arena. Content with joining the team as a part of the shadows, Melon immediately began exploring the Underarena, both to discover various unique fauna and collect samples for “Rituals”. Melon can often be found sporting a pouch filled with various flora and occasionally a diving suit used to plumb the extremely damp depths of the Underarena. She has shown interest in even deeper dives into the damp labyrinth, going so far as to say that her return to the shadows is inevitable.

Having joined the active roster officially in Season 17, Melon has put a concerted effort towards improving her pitching ability, working with teammate, Jenkins Good, to learn the ropes of pitching within The Gleek. Despite a first impression that was described by teammate Ziwa Mueller as “ominous but weirdly earnest” Melon has ingratiated herself quite well with the Talkers, her self assured and occasionally cheeky attitude meshing well with the group dynamic. Despite now having responsibilities on the mound, Melon has continued her Cryptozoological study after discovering that many of the players on opposing Blaseball teams are essentially Cryptids. Melon can often be found in the opposing dugouts during games she is not pitching in, interviewing and cataloguing her opponents.


  • Melon was featured on teammate Lachlan Shelton’s food blog the “Talker’s Takeout” after sharing some of her family’s signature “Moist Lechon” dishes.
  • Melon played Flootball temporarily in highschool and was known for her “killer tackle”.
  • Melon is part of teammate Ziwa Muellers’ Roller Derby team the Spit Takers.