Lucien Patchwork

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Lucien Patchwork was a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers, and was with the team from Season β14, Day 87 until Fall Ball.

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Patchwork joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers on Season β14, Day 87 after the incineration of York Silk.

During the Season β14 elections, Patchwork received a combined 6.0 11.1 stat increase as a result of the Moist Talkers' Infuse will.

During the Season β18 elections, Patchwork gained the Slow Build modification as a result of the Slow Build blessing.

On Season β21, Day 93, Patchwork was  SHELLED in a game with Peanut weather by Philly Pies lineup player Peanut Holloway.

During the Season β22 elections, Patchwork gained the Subtractor modification as a result of the Subtractor Avoidance blessing.

During the Season β23 elections, Patchwork Evolved to Base 1 as a result of the Moist Talkers' third championship victory.

On Season β24, Day 29, Baltimore Crabs hitter Silvaire Roadhouse hit the ball towards Patchwork, giving them the Unstable modification due to Roadhouse's Debt. On Day 33, Patchwork's Unstable activated, causing a Rogue Umpire to attempt to incinerate them, though the incineration was blocked by their Shell. This was the first-known attempted incineration on a Shelled player.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

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