Lucien Patchwork

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Lucien Patchwork is a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers, and has been with the team since Season 14, Day 87.

Official League Records

Patchwork joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers on Season 14, Day 87 after the incineration of York Silk.

During the Season 18 elections, Patchwork gained the Slow Build modification as a result of the Slow Build blessing.

On Season 21, Day 93, Patchwork was  SHELLED in a game with Peanut weather by Philly Pies lineup player Peanut Holloway.

During the Season 22 elections, Patchwork gained the Subtractor modification as a result of the Subtractor Avoidance blessing.

During the Season 23 elections, Patchwork Evolved to Base 1 as a result of the Moist Talkers' third championship victory.


The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Lucien Patchwork Files

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Lucien is a fun loving stuffed alligator.

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