Kaz Fiasco

Kaz Fiasco was a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs, and was with the team from Season β20, Day 5 until Fall Ball. Fiasco has previously played for the Ohio Worms, Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams, and Philly Pies.

Official League Records

Fiasco joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Ohio Worms during the Descension.

During the Season β12 elections, Fiasco's batting was boosted 2.6 → 3.1 as a result of the Tag Team Hitting blessing.

On Season β17, Day 28, Fiasco was exchanged to the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams due to Feedback. Fiasco was replaced by Igneus Delacruz.

On Season β17, Day 60, Fiasco siphoned some of Chicago Firefighters lineup player Isaac Johnson's batting ability in a game with Blooddrain weather.

Fiasco was traded to the Philly Pies in exchange for Elvis Figueroa during the Season β19 elections via the Pies' Equivalent Exchange will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

On Season β20, Day 5, Fiasco was exchanged to the Baltimore Crabs due to Feedback. Fiasco was replaced by Jacoby Podcast. On Season 20, Day 9, Fiasco retreated to the Crabs' Shadows in exchange for Montgomery Bullock via Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark's Fax Machine. During the Season β20 elections, Fiasco rejoined the Crabs' active roster in exchange for Pedro Davids as a result of the Crabs' Roster Swap will.

During the Season β22 elections, Fiasco gained the Subtractor modification as a result of the Subtractor Avoidance blessing.

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Box of Kaz Fiasco Files

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Appearance

Kaz Fiasco is a humanoid-adjacent figure closely resembling the forms and patterns of an Eastern Buck Moth (Hemileuca maia), including a pair of semi-functional wings. He's often seen wearing casual dark clothing that matches the fuzz across his body, even when playing Blaseball. Kaz is often referred to as “the mothman”, "mothboy", "lamp boy", or "друг", but he resents this.

History

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A Cocoon, Hatched

[the following is a newspaper clipping from the Wapakoneta Daily, a local newspaper]

COMET CRASH LANDS INTO WAPAKONETA AIR AND SPACE MUSEUM


Yesterday, around 4 AM in the morning, a deafening crash was heard across the city as a comet the size of a small automobile flew through the sky and plummeted straight into the local Air and Space Museum. Thankfully nobody was injured as the museum had been closed for the night, but extreme damages were sustained to the building and many of the exhibits inside. The staff are still combing through the wreckage to see what is still salvageable, but preliminary findings are not looking good. According to astronomers, the comet that fell had not been observed previously and it’s origins are unknown. The comet is currently being held in the museum for further study. On a lighthearted note, the comet will make for an excellent display in the future, says museum director.

I still hear it. The voice on the edge of the world. I didn't ask for this. Constantly haunted by the dead signals of a long lost god. I'm so tired.

I know, son. We'll get through this. It's been hard on all of us. I'm just thankful we all made it through.

. . . . .

I have to ask, though... why.. Ohio?

I'm pretty sure it did it just to make me hate it here even more. There's literally no other explanation.