Hawai'i Fridays/Gamma/Season 1

🏝️ Hawai‘i Fridays
Gamma 2, Season 1
Dates	November 1, 2021-November 7, 2021
← Previous	Season 24
Next →	Gamma 2, Season 2
Results
Overall Record	36-63
Wins	36
Division	6 in Solid Good
League	11 in Solid League
ILB Placement	23 overall
Decrees
More Eyes Seven Firestone Defense 1.4 → 2.4 Milo Kiddo Defense 2.7 → 3.2 Garnet Konk Defense 1.6 → 2.4 Toby Serrata Defense 2.7 → 3.4 Legend Grade Defense 3.2 → 3.6 Euclid Houston Defense 2.0 → 2.8 Lady Park Defense 2.8 → 3.3 Yorrick Wheaton Defense 2.8 → 3.3 Ilhan Crisp Defense 1.9 → 2.6
Blessings
Long Distance Call Legend Grade +  AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized. Combined 9.9 → 10.1 Garnet Konk +  Alternate Combined 7.6 → 7.8 Milo Kiddo +  Alternate Combined 7.3 → 9.8 Seven Firestone +  Alternate Combined 8.2 → 12.2

Blaseball returned in the Short Circuits, first visible to fans in Gamma 2, Season 1. With two seasons in this first Circuit, the Fridays would have a chance to recover from the depths of the bracket they found themselves in this season.

Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Seven Firestone Milo Kiddo Garnet Konk Toby Serrata Legend Grade Euclid Houston Lady Park Yorrick Wheaton Ilhan Crisp	Jazmín Buffet Curly Ender Callum Yardstick Geordi Judey Gumby Python
Shadows
Fozzy Gomez Damian Noel Malachi Jolly Domino McBeth Keanu Scribble Scoop Mathis Chrys Metzger

Elections

Amplifications

• 
  More Eyes
  • The Fridays were boosted.
    • Defense 0.9 → 0.9
  • Seven Firestone was boosted.
    • Defense 1.4 → 2.4
  • Milo Kiddo was boosted.
    • Defense 2.7 → 3.2
  • Garnet Konk was boosted.
    • Defense 1.6 → 2.4
  • Toby Serrata was boosted.
    • Defense 2.7 → 3.4
  • Legend Grade was boosted.
    • Defense 3.2 → 3.6
  • Euclid Houston was boosted.
    • Defense 2.0 → 2.8
  • Lady Park was boosted.
    • Defense 2.8 → 3.3
  • Yorrick Wheaton was boosted.
    • Defense 2.8 → 3.3
  • Ilhan Crisp was boosted.
    • Defense 1.9 → 2.6
  • Passed with 12,627 Votes, 70% of all Decree Votes

Distortions

• 
  Long Distance Call
  • Long Distance Call blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
    • Legend Grade's Alternate is called.
      • +  Alternate
      • Combined 9.9 → 10.1
    • Garnet Konk's Alternate is called.
      • +  Alternate
      • Combined 7.6 → 7.8
    • Milo Kiddo's Alternate is called.
      • +  Alternate
      • Combined 7.3 → 9.8
    • Seven Firestone's Alternate is called.
      • +  Alternate
      • Combined 8.2 → 12.2
  • The Fridays had 3% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Mechanics with 22%

Season Overview

In this Short Circuit, the Fridays were a low performing team, with more wins only than the Tokyo Lift. While some batters held decent stats, the team's pitchers were poor and the lineup players were generally weak defenders. This season saw Amplifications guarantee the team a boost, which went to improve the team's defense, and the team won a Distortion - this season's equivalent of Blessings - which alternated and boosted the four worst batters in the team's lineup.

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COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

The islands in this alternate universe seemed largely similar to that of the Hawai‘i seen in the mainline Blaseball universe. However, many of the players seemed to be of a mysterious or magical origin. It is likely that this universe's Fridays have seen cosmic meddling of an entirely different type than that of other incarnations of the team.